Gorillaz Oneshots

1800-ass-dial (also unfinished but sorta funny)

Where: Kong
Who: 2D, Murdoc, and Noodle
Phase One. Murdoc accidentally ass dials Noodle.

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Noodle sat in her room, sighing in content as she set up her Barbies. The headless one she held in her hand was getting married to the armless one, and she had an entire wedding strung out on the floor.

"No! We are doing a marry! You cannot be a grumpy grump, Mr. Tigerman!" The headless one yelled at the Ken doll, whose head was a tiger's.

"Too bad," Noodle said in a low voice. "I will do a crash upon your small town! Feel my rash!!" Mr. Tigerman jumped on the altar, tossing the armless Barbie to the side.

"No!" The headless Barbie screamed out. "You are ruining--" She was cut off by her springy-corded phone. "Ugh! What is it now?!" Noodle stood up, dropping her dolls on the floor and strolling over to her phone.

She picked it up, holding it to her ear. "Hallo? Noodle speaking."

Oh dear Satan, what a big, big mistake.

On the other line, she heard what could only be deciphered as sex. God damnit, it must be Murdoc again!

"Murdoc! Answer me! Right now! I will not do a tolerate of your gross noises with Toochi!" Noodle screamed into th microphone, hearing the noise on the other line cease.

Shuffling on the other line shifted to Murdoc's panicked voice. "Shit, I'm sorry Noodle. I didn't mean ta call you!"

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