Gorillaz Oneshots

video games

Where: 212 Wobble Street
Who: Cy, Noodle, 2D, and Murdoc
The four (not including Russel, obviously) play video games.

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"I'm gonna kick your asses at Mario Kart!" Noodle growled as she ran into the living room, snatching a controller from the table. "C'mon, you guys! You're taking so long! It's just a walk from upstairs; can't you go any faster?!"

Cy chuckled as she reached the bottom of the staircase. "Noodle, you're already getting impatient and we haven't even started playing yet." Her comment made Stu and Murdoc, who were by now reaching the end of the stairs, laugh.

Noodle groaned and leaned back on the couch. "Hurry up, you slow pokes!" Her voice was leaking with excitement, but also pure hatred. She only hated them because they made a bet on whether or not she could pass Rainbow Road. That was one hell of a bet they were going to lose.

As they all grabbed their desired controllers and got comfortable on the couch, Noodle was starting the game and already chose her character; Bowser. Murdoc growled at her choice as he always got Bowser. "Noods, lemme have Bowser," he begged and pouted his lip out.

"Nope! I've got a good feeling 'bout 'im. He's gonna help me win. You can have Princess Peach, Muds." Noodle giggled with Cy. "She looks just like you!" She pointed to the screen where Princess Peach was.

Murdoc sighed, choosing Yoshi. "Wh -- Muds, Yoshi's mine!" 2D cried out as Murdoc shrugged.

"Noodle took mine, so I might as well take yours." Murdoc huffed out a breath as 2D got an idea.

"Oh! I'll give yew a blowjob after dis if yew lemme have Yoshi!" Stu exclaimed, making Murdoc grin and select Peach instead. Cy and Noodle bursted out in laughter at his remark. Stu chose Yoshi and smiled goofily at the two.

"Cy, who're you gonna choose?" Noodle asked, nudging Cy's shoulder. Cy sighed and collected her breath, shrugging.

"I might choose Toad b'cause he looks like a dick," Cy joked, making everyone laugh. "Honestly, he does!"

"Seriously, who's your character? We're all waitin' for you, love," Noodle said and wiped a tear.

Cy looked at the selection of characters, disappointed that they didn't have a bush as one. "I guess I'll be Princess Daisy, she looks cute." She choose Daisy and leaned forward, resting her elbows on her knees.

"Y'all ready?" Noodle bit her lip as her pointer hovered over the start button.

Everyone agreed as she clicked it, hearing three beeps to signal that the game was starting.

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Three paragraphs of incoherent Japanese screeching and slaps on thighs later, all four crossed the finish line for the last time.

The scoreboard had Murdoc almost in tears: Noodle first, Stu second, Cy third, and Murdoc dead last. "I demand another game! This is unfair!" He pouted and threw his controller, sitting back.

"Shut up, I got second place fair and square! Yew suck!" Stu yelled, happy that he finally got a good spot on the board.

"Actually, you suck; literally. Suck my dick." Murdoc stood up, pulling Stu with him. They headed for their room as Murdoc remembered that he had a bet to pay. "I'll pay you later, okay Noodle? I just -- I'm busy right now."

Noodle rolled her eyes and smiled at Cy. "Congrats on third, love." Cy chuckled airily.

"At least it's not last, right?" Cy said and Noodle giggled, turning off the Nintendo.

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