Gorillaz Oneshots

malfunction [ part 1 ] - 2Doc, russdel, and cynu

where: kong
who: everyone!!
noodle wants to dress everyone up, but cyborg malfunctions and shabam -- every plan gets ruined.
I'm sorry???

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"russel, russel, russel, russel!!" noodle squealed and bursted through russ and del's door. they were cuddling and russel's head snapped up immediately.

"is something wrong, babygirl?" he sat up, worried.

noodle giggled and held cyborg's hand. "no, silly! it's time for a fashion show! you, del, murdoc, 2D, cy and me are all gonna be in it!"

del and russel's eyes widened. "uh, sweetie," del began, "is this mandatory?" russel chuckled.

"yes," noodle said, a serious look washing over her smile. "so let's go!" she suddenly seemed happy again as she unlocked her fingers from cy's and locked them with del's and russel's.

she dragged the men out of the bed and they helped her by standing up themselves.

noodle ran with the men all the way to her room and cy followed. "s-slow down!" russ said as he almost tripped over a pile of old newspapers.

they sat down in the middle of noodle's room, surrounded by piles upon piles of make-up. dresses of every colour hung on noodle's white dresser. they were neatly hanging on metal hangers.

"so," noodle said as she got comfortable, sitting Indian-style on the carpeted floor. "whaddya wanna look like? Cinderella? Belle? Dorothy? Mulan?" she got out a foundation brush and multiple powders.

"um, I guess Dorothy." russel shrugged and sat Indian-style, too.

"okie dokie, artichokie! cy, darling, go get 2D and muds, please." noodle dipped the brush in some dark brown foundation that matched russel's skin tone.

"yes, love," cy said and took off for murdoc's room. she opened his door without knocking, which would've been bad if it were another time.

to her surprise, they weren't kissing. they were only cuddling as murdoc played with 2D's hair. cy cleared her throat and crossed her arms motherly.

their heads snapped up towards cy and 2D sat up on the bed. "'ey, cy!" 2D exclaimed happily.

"noodle needs you both." she smiled friendly-like and made a sweeping motion with her hands.

murdoc groaned and rolled over, burying his face in his grey pillow. "do I hafta?"

"do it," cyborg commanded, stamping her foot afterwards. 2D jumped and murdoc groaned once again.

"ugh." murdoc sighed and rolled over off of the tall bed. 2D hopped off unlike murdoc and approached the door.

"wha' does she need?" he asked, cocking his head slightly at cyborg.

she looked left, then right, making sure noodle wasn't eavesdropping. "it's time for a makeover." she grinned creepily after and her eyes glowed white.

2D jumped back and his hands shook. "w-why us...?" he seemed almost depressed at the news.

"because she said!" cy yelled at 2D, getting her face in his. "now," she started, "let's go!"

murdoc literally crawled towards 2D, reaching his arms out and gripping onto his calves. "pull me.~"

cyborg began to walk back to noodle's room as murdoc and 2D followed, absolutely terrified.

she stopped in the middle of the hallway and her head twitched to the side, sparking vigorously. oil started to leak out of some cracks and her speech was demonic-like as she tried to beg for help.

2D screeched and murdoc jumped up to his feet, running to cy. his eyes widened and cy twitched once again.

"h-h-he-help-p-p-p--" her dialogue was cut off as murdoc flicked the "off" switch.

"noodle!!" 2D screamed out for his friend. she should know the disaster that'd just happened.

noodle dropped her brush and leapt to her feet, sprinting to the chaos. her mouth was left gaping open as she noticed her girlfriend slumped over, teetering from side-to-side.

"cy?!" she squeaked out and ran by her side. cyborg's metallic body started to fall over, but noodle caught her. "cy, answer me!!" tears brimmed her eyes and threatened to spill over.

"i-i had to shut her off; she malfunctioned," murdoc said. one hand was on his hip and the other was on his brow. "'m sorry, doll."

"how long will... how long will it take for you to fix her?!" noodle's voice cracked as she cried, holding cyborg.

"I don't know, doll. I'm so sorry."

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