Gorillaz Oneshots

the fight (unfinished)

Where: Kong Studios
Who: 2D, Murdoc, Russel, and Noodle
Russel and Murdoc act like pissbabies and start fighting.

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"Russel, yew God damned lard-arse, gimme my damn vodka!" Murdoc yelled at Russel, getting in his face and trying to take the glass bottle from him.

"No! You're an alcoholic and that ain't good for you!" Russel pushed Murdoc away easily.

"I don't care! Give me my damn vodka!" Murdoc was obviously drunk, and that fact wasn't helping Russel much.

Noodle locked herself in her room as this all went down, hoping and praying that this would stop soon.

Russel slapped Murdoc, making him growl. "Don't fuck'n touch me, yew dumbass!" Murdoc screamed and slapped Russel back.

Russel cracked his neck and bared his teeth. "If I could kill you right now, I'd sure as hell do it!"

"Then go ahead! See if I'll let ya!" Murdoc earned a punch to the nose, which made him start to bleed. He threw a punch back at Russel, hitting his jaw.

"You fucktard!" Russel lunged himself at Murdoc and discarded the vodka bottle, making sure that he could punch Murdoc without any problems.

As Murdoc got almost beat to death, 2D came down the stairs, trembling. "U-Uh...guys? Pwease stop...Dat's scary...!" He innocently said, but Russel and Murdoc ignored him.

Russel's hand slipped and missed Murdoc's face, punching the ground and giving Murdoc the chance to finally fight back. He tackled Russel, bringing him to the ground and strangled him.

Russel desperately fought back, his hands locked around Murdoc's to try and get them off of him.

"Russ? Muds? Can yew--"

"Shut the fuck up, face-ache!" Murdoc turned his head and screamed at 2D, accidentally letting Russel punch him. "Shit!" Murdoc fell to the ground and Russel repeatedly punched him like before, feeling Murdoc's claws against his arms.

Noodle was quietly sobbing in her room, making sure that the three men downstairs couldn't hear her.

2D moved over to the fight and tried to separate them. "Guys, knock i' off -- Ack!" Russel's hand missed Murdoc and came flying against 2D's jaw.

"Shit, 'D, I'm sorry!" Russel apologised, then continued to fight with Murdoc. As he tried strangling Murdoc, Noodle came downstairs, clutching her small Pikachu.

"R-Russel-sama..." She squeaked and tried to get the man's attention, but it faltered.

2D held his jaw in pain and held back tears, but he still tried to calm down the fight. "Murdoc! Stop! Russel, yew quit i' tew!"

"Shut your damn trap, 'D!" Russel screamed and 2D immediately shut up.

Noodle sniffled and tugged on 2D's sleeve. "Toochi? What is goink on? Why ah' yoo hurt?"

"Noodle, luv--" Stu bent down to match her height. "--sometimes, grown-ups fight. An' dat's wot's 'appenin'. As fo' me, yew don' 'afta worry. I can 'elp mahself."

Noodle's lip quivered as she nodded and looked back to the violent fight. "I will stop da fight." Noodle frowned and threw her Pikachu down, stomping over to Russel and Murdoc.

Murdoc's face was turning blue as Russ choked him, but he was desperately clawing at him to get his arms off. Noodle tapped on Russel's back, but he made a mistake of thinking that it was Murdoc. He threw a punch that way, sending Noodle to the ground.

"Ow!!" She cried out upon reaching the floor. Russel turned around and his eyes widened as he saw Noodle crying. Murdoc tackled Russel again, gasping for air.

"Fuck, Murdoc, get off!" Russel stood up and Murdoc fell off of him, hitting the ground. "Noodle, shit! I'm so sorry, I didn't realise that was you, babygirl! Are you okay?" He bent down to Noodle's height, gasping as she inched away.

"No! Do not get close! Yoo hurt Mahdoc, den Toochi, den me! Yoo hurt everybody, Russel-sama! Yoo have some serious apologising to do." Her tears fell down her face as she held her eye.

"Babygirl, I didn't mean to hit you or 'D, okay? I love you guys--" Russ was stopped when Murdoc jumped on him, punching his jaw.

"Take that, lard-arse!!" Murdoc yelled in his ear and Russel sighed, punching him off of his back.

"God damnit, Murdoc! Take your damn vodka! It's over there!"

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