Gorillaz Oneshots

kindergarten

Where: Essex
Who: Murdoc, 2D, Russ, and Noodle
Noodle gets enrolled in kindergarten.

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"Noodle so excited! Cannot wait for the learning!" She hopped up and down as the group headed for the school's doors.

"Calm down, babygirl. Contain yo' excitement," Russel chuckled and ruffled her hair as they entered the doors, being met with gawks and gasps.

2D shook as people backed away from him when his tall frame walked in. He gulped nervously and twiddled his fingers, sighing. "Toochi, do not be a nervous! It is okei, and Noodle is the one going into a kindergarten. Not Toochi." Noodle tugged on 2D's hand and smiled softly.

"Fanks, kiddo." He grinned and they continued to Noodle's classroom, stopping in front of it. "Ah' can't believe you're achully gonna be in school. Time flies, wight?" 2D chuckled and bent down to Noodle. "Now, yew be gud in dere, okay? Don't be killin' ova kids jus' 'cos they took yo' crayon." He made Noodle giggle slightly and hugged her, patting her back.

"Tank yoo, Toochi!" Noodle bowed and hopped up, skipping to Russel. "Bye bye, Russel-sama! Noodle will be going to the learning." She hugged him as he sniffled.

"Bye, babygirl. Don't swallow paste 'n make sure you beat up all the bullies, aight?" She pulled away and bowed, smiling and walking over to Murdoc.

He grinned and knelt down to match her height. Ruffling her hair, he said, "Noodz, I love ya. 'N I think you'll do great for your first day." He got close to her ear and lowered his voice. "Be sure you tell your teacher that I'm always free, and if she wants to hook up, I'm fine."

"Hai, Mr. Pickles!" Noodle giggled and hugged Murdoc. "Noodle will be going into a kindergarten, now. Bye bye, family! Noodle love you!" She grinned happily.

"Bye, Noodz! Love ya!" They all said in unison. She entered through the kindergarten door, but stopped dead in her tracks and turned back around.

"Noodle forgot: Noodle made a card for family. Read," She said and handed a piece of purple construction paper to Russel. "Bye bye, again!" Noodle happily skipped into the classroom as Russ sniffed, holding back tears.

"There she goes. Our babygirl is finally grown up..." His voice squeaked as he let a tear fall.

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"Okay, children!" The bubbly teacher beamed, looking down at her students. "We're going to go around the room, saying our name and introducing ourselves. I'll go first. I am Mrs. Nagano and I am your teacher!"

Next was Noodle, so she cleared her throat and stood up. "Konnichiwa." She bowed, making everyone confused. "Watashi wa Noodle!"

"Um, darling, speak English, please." The teacher chuckled nervously as students started to whisper to each other.

"Uh...Noodle is me. Noodle is Noodle's name. Um, Noodle say hello an' she is a good student." Noodle casually sat down as she left the entire class completely boggled.

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"No! Yoo stupid little ignorant dumb child! Give Noodle her crayon back, or else she will kill yoo!" Noodle yelled at a child who had stolen her crayon. Of course, he didn't believe her.

"Will Noodle hafta chop your head off?" Noodle growled in his ear, making him shiver. She gripped his neck and started choking him, screaming at him in Japanese.

"Hey, hey, hey! Get off of him!" The teacher ran over, peeling Noodle off of the kid.

"Let Noodle go! Noodle must destroy dis stoopid child!" Noodle thrashed around in the teacher's grasp.

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