Gorillaz Oneshots

insane

where: kong
who: murdoc, russel, 2D, and noodle
murdoc goes a little kooky and has fun with "corpses."

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"looooondon bridge is faaaalling dooooooown!!" murdoc yelled as he took another swig of his beer. in one hand, he had noodle's arm and was dragging her throughout the facility.

he had an insanely horrifying grin plastered on his face. both of his eyes were now red, somehow, and he threw his beer bottle to the side, making its contents spill everywhere.

he picked up noodle by her shoulders and set her limp body against the wall. "therrrre we gooooo!" she slumped over and hit murdoc's knee.

"fuuuck you, dead noooodle!" he slurred and kicked noodle's stomach. he picked her up again and bit his lip, thinking. maybe he could keep her standing if he put duck tape on her?

"stay 'ere," he spoke to them as if they were all still alive. murdoc stumbled to the kitchen and grabbed duck tape from the counter. he laughed as he ran back to the living room where noodle's "corpse" was.

"a'right, noods." he put the duck tape in his mouth and picked noodle up again, holding her against the wall as he bit off a piece of tape. he grabbed the strip from his mouth and placed it over her arm.

murdoc bit another strip and plastered it on noodle's other arm. she hung on the wall as if she were christ on the cross. her head slumped down and blood leaked from her mouth. "sssstop lookin' saaaad!"

he bit yet another strip and put it on noodle's forehead, making her look forward. "oooone more thing." murdoc grabbed the black sharpie from the ground and uncapped it, drawing a huge smile on noodle's face. he also made widened eyes with exaggerated eyelashes.

"perfect!! now, 's time for 2Deeeee!" he laughed maniacally and walked to the other side of the room where stu was. he gripped 2D's arm and pulled him to where noodle was, grunting because of how heavy he was.

"'m gonna make youuuu be the mum b'cuz youuuu look like one." he bit off some more tape and taped 2D up a little higher than noodle. he chuckled and drew red cheeks on 2D in attempt to make him look feminine.

he drew on eyelashes and a smile like noodle's, then backed up to see the two. "I think youuuu look great, guysssss!" he stumbled back again and fell, hitting his head on the floor. "fuck'n bloody 'ell!" he rubbed his injured head and looked over to russel, remembering that he still needs to hang him up, too.

"I can't fuck'n pick up that bloody whaaaale of a man," murdoc grumbled to himself and stood up. he walked to russel and drew a happy face on him, wiping away a mass amount of blood from his face.

"I'll juuuust keep you on thhhhe floor." he smiled and backed up again, sitting on the couch and staring at the three. he picked up the tv remote as if the "corpses" were a show. "do something funnyyyy!"

he laughed as 2D suddenly woke up. he panicked and screamed, thrashing his limbs and trying to break free.

"murdoc! 'elp!" he felt a sharp pain in his head and looked to his right. his breathing got heavy as he noticed noodle taped up the same way as him. "noodle?! noodle! wake up!" tears streamed down his face along with blood.

he looked in front of him to murdoc. "murdoc?! fuckin' 'elp me!" 2D cried out. that made murdoc laugh even more.

noodle's head snapped up and she gasped for air. "what the--" she looked down and saw that she was hanging on the wall. she looked at murdoc in front of her. "what the hell?" she looked to her right and saw 2D hung up the same way as her. "what the fuck?!"

"noodle! you're alive!!" 2D laughed. noodle hissed as her neck and head suddenly got a huge burst of pain.

"but I thought I kiiiiiilled youuuu!" murdoc pouted and slumped down n his seat. noodle and 2D both looked at him. noodle began to cry a long with 2D.

"murdoc, what the fuck?!" noodle questioned. she looked over to russel, who still wasn't awake. "2D, help me wake up russel!" 2D nodded and they both looked over to russel, screaming his name.

"shut up!!" murdoc stamped his foot. "shut the fuck up!!" he growled as 2D and noodle quit yelling. he stood up and sighed. "yoouuuuuu," he pointed to stu's chest. "are the mum."

"wh-- what the 'ell're yew talkin' about?!" stu yelled. he tilted his head and sobbed.

murdoc stood on his toes. "you're the ffffucking mum!" he yelled in 2D's face. he got back down and stumbled a bit, then regained balance. he turned to noodle and laughed. "you are the little tiny baby girl."

noodle rolled her eyes and kicked her leg out, hitting murdoc's thigh. "y--fucking god damnit!" he slapped noodle and she screeched.

"get your god damn paws off of me!" she pulled her arm off of the wall and punched murdoc square in the jaw. noodle pulled her other arm off and took off the duck tape from her head, groaning as it pulled out some hair.

"youuuu fuckerrr!" murdoc slurred and his feet stumbled. noodle began to screech in incoherent Japanese and she punched murdoc repeatedly.

"go noodle!" 2D cheered. he snapped his arms free from the wall and hung by his head. he laughed slightly and took off the duck tape. he stood on the wood floor and teetered back and forth. he got a huge head rush and stumbled back against the wall.

noodle screamed bloody murder as she continued to punch murdoc's already-bloody face. 2D walked slowly to russel and bent down to his side. he almost vomited at the scent of blood that caked his face. russel's temple had a huge gash in it and 2D shook him.

"russ? y-yew a'right?" stu's voice trembled as he shook russel harder. "please wake up!"

russel coughed and gasped. "what the fuck? 'D, what's on your face? why the fuck does my head feel fuckin' awful?" he rubbed his head as 2D smiled.

stu hugged him and laughed. "thank satan you're alive!" he let go of russel and sighed.

"what the fuck is noods doin' to muds?" he sat up from the floor and gripped his head.

"she's beatin' 'im up fo' bein' an asswipe." 2D giggled slightly at his own choice of words. noodle screamed once again and stood up, wiping her bloody hands on her shirt.

"russel!" she exclaimed when she saw russ. she ran over to him and hugged him immediately. "oh my satan, I'm so glad you're alive!" she shed a few tears as russel pet her hair and hugged her back.

"what the fuck even happened?" he asked into noodle's hair.

"only murdoc knows the full story," noodle mumbled as 2D hugged them both.

"I fink 'e mighta taken some drugs," 2D suggested and noodle sighed.

"whatever he did, it was fuckin' stupid as fuck. when he wakes up, ima tell 'im why he shouldn't hurt my babygirl." russel continued to pet noodle's hair and she giggled.

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