Roses are red, Violets are blue...

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
The middle one's for you.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're a dirty skank
And a fat one, too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
He's for me
And not for you
If you ever take my place
I'll take my fist and smash your face.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought I was ugly
Until I saw you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me my bread
Or I might just sue

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garbage is dumped
Now you are too

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You really thought I would cry over you?
I said I loved you
You though that was true
Well guess what player
You just got played too.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A face like yours belongs in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too
Not in the cage
But laughing at you.

Don't worry I'll be there tooNot in the cageBut laughing at you

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Roses are redViolets are blueYou think I'm rudeThen WTF are you?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You think I'm rude
Then WTF are you?

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes no sense
Microwave.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're sick of these of these poems

And to be honest, I am too.

To be honest, at the beginning these were supposed to be insulting poems, but I noticed that I probably can't make or find too many rude poems that aren't dirty. This last one is just for shits and giggles.

 This last one is just for shits and giggles

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