Thoughtful Rhymes

Heart Goes Knock Knock

Everytime you pass by,
My heart goes knock knock,
My eyes look over your body and fly,
From your hips to your lips making me gawk.

You just don't understand,
What I see in you,
You're not stupid and bland,
And you make sure I'm not blue.

The only problem here,
Is that you like someone else,
You don't want to steer clear,
Because you won't see her somewhere else.

It makes me kind of jealous,
It makes me wish to be that girl,
But I'm not pretty and "miraculous",
And for Gods sake, my name's Earl.

I don't see what's so perfect,
About a simple girl like her,
She would be Hogwarts best prefect,
Who could find any trouble that would stir.

Is that what you like,
A tattletale and a sissy,
She could easily get a spike,
And turn a bit prissy.

I can't blame you too much though,
It's just a chemical reaction,
At least she's not a hoe,
But I still don't see the attraction.

She's not too dumb,
And she understands all the math,
But she's got you under her thumb,
And she'll use you for a laugh.

This is just for the people that think a bit too much; my name isn't really Earl and I don't have any huge crushes. My gender is unknown apparently, but because of all the things I write I would expect others to think I'm a girl. We'll see though ;) Bye Bye!