Thoughtful Rhymes

Cat-Calling

I'm minding my own business,
Doing my job,
When up comes a mess,
Telling me I make his heart throb.

"Thank you for the compliment,
But I already have a spouse."
He says, "I'm sorry," from embarrassment,
And scurries off like a little mouse.

The compliment was kind,
And he was respectable,
I'll keep men like him in mind,
Because they're not easily replaceable.

But then some other dude,
Had an evil smile and a crude mouth.
He said something plain rude,
And then it all just went South.

He "complimented" me,
With a smile on his face,
For everyone to hear and see,
In the entirety of fucking space.

"You have a nice fat ass,
I would love having my dick in you."
You should go back to class,
And remember all the things you "know."

I'm not gonna pay mind to you,
But you should simply understand,
That even though of you there's few,
We will not raise our voice or hand.

We don't like those comments,
Because they're unnecessary and degrading,
We want to stop these moments,
But instead we need to pretend we stopped minding.

If we tell you to stop,
Please listen and go,
We can't get a cop,
But we can make a show.

If we want you to leave,
Please listen to us,
We'll snatch your weave,
And "politely" cuss.

We don't want to be seen,
As an object for pleasure.
Your comment is mean,
And has just made you lose your "treasure."

It's not impressive at all.
I don't know why you think it is.
You make us want to yell or call,
And create problems in your biz.

What I'm trying to say,
Is please shut up.
I don't want you to stay,
And feed your bullshit into my cup.

I'm a person,
Not a sex doll.
Yes, I can have fun,
But rather without some random person in the mall.