Short Stories For Fun #empireawards

No Time For Guff

Ashley and Pamela were at a cookout. There was a lot of people. Hot dogs and burgers were on the grill. There was other food too. Potato salad, pulled pork, and BBQ chicken. There were sodas in the coolers. Ashley was thinking about getting a cheeseburger and some pulled pork. Pamela was thinking about getting a hot dog with chili, and potato salad.

The food was now ready. Ashley got a cheeseburger, and some pulled pork. She got a can of Sprite. "You pig!" scoffed a boy by the name of Jeff.

"What did you call me?" snarled Ashley.

"A pig!" said Jeff. "You want to make something of it?"

Ashley stomped on Jeff's feet real hard. "Ow!" he bellowed in pain. "Are you crazy?"

"Beat it!" demanded Ashley. "Before I stomp on your other foot."

Jeff limped back to where he was sitting. Ashley found a place to sit down to eat. Pamela got a hot dog with chili, and potato salad. She got a can of Pepsi. She accidentally dropped her food on the ground. A girl by the name of Jillian laughed at her. Pamela marched towards her, and punched her out cold. Jillian was unconscious. Everyone looked at Pamela, shocked. She gave them a death glare. They quickly stopped staring at her, and resumed eating their food.

Pamela got more food. She sat down with Ashley.