When Mariah becomes Chris Browns assistant, she doesn't expect to do anything but get her coins. What she gets is way more drama than she bargained for.
Chris somehow believes since Mariah is dark skinned and chubby that she is ugly. But just beca...
I had to arrive at Chris's house bright and early. He had a tour he had to plan for and raymond had given me a list of technical things to take care of, now Chris was going to go shopping with me to get the personal stuff he wanted.
I knocked on his door and waited. No answer. I rung the door bell. Still no answer. I rolled my eyes. What the hell is this fool doing?
Out of nowhere, he jumped out of the bushes and roared at me. I screamed at the top of my lungs and held my chest. What the hell is wrong with him?
"Chris what the hell?" I fussed as he laughed while holding his stomach.
"I got you so good. Hahahah!" He laughed like it was the funniest thing on earth. I stood unamused wigh my hands on my hips.
"I hope your ass got bugs on you from being in them dann bushes." I rolled my eyes.
"Yo do I got a bug on my back?" He asked in a panic ashe turned around so I could look.
I faked surprised. "OH MY GOD! ITS HUGE! ITS A SPIDER!" I squeeled.
"Get it OFFFFF!" he howled as he started going nuts and wiggling around.
I pulled out my phone and started taking a video as he ran around the porch hollering. I cracked up.
When he noticed I had tricked him, he calmed down and glared at me, then started laughing.
"Aw you got me." He smiled and chuckled.
"You got me good. But its all good. It was fair." he said cooly.
"Can we go shopping now? This list is long as hell and I'm not trying to be out all day." I told him.
"Yup." He popped the P. He went over to his garage and opened it up using a remote on his key ring. He had multiple cars in it and they were all luggury. He had to have about a billion dollars worth of cars in his garage.
"Dayyyuuum." I dragged out as he picked the orange one. He got in and drove it out of the garage. He stopped the car and opened the door and swung his legs out looking at me.
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"Bring that ass!" He called out.
I mugged him and walked over to get in the car. Once I got in and put my seatbelt on, he sped out of the drive way. His ass drove like a maniac.
"SLOW DOWN!" I yelled while as was horrified. He was bumping music full blast and just sitting there jamming like it was nothing.
"My bitch is bad and boujee! My niggas is savage ruthless!" He rapped along as he pulled up to a nearby whole foods store.
As soon as he parked, I jumpsd my ass out the car. I held onto my chest and pulled out my asthma pump. I took a pump of my enhaler and put it back in my purse.
