Scallison Oneshots

DC! No, Marvel!

        "I swear to god. If you two don't stop screaming!" Allison screamed into the living room.

   "Mom, he doesn't get it. DC is so much better. I mean, it has Barry Allen. The Flash!" Alexis screamed. Chris scoffed.

   "Pfft. The Flash." he laughed. "Marvel has Spiderman."

   "Spiderman?" Alexis almost screamed.

   "Yeah Spiderman. Spiderman is so much cooler than The Flash. I mean, he was bitten by a spider and then all of a sudden he has super reflexes and can shoot webs out of his freaking wrists." Chris yelled.

   "Yeah well, Barry Allen was hit by a blast from the Particle Accelerator and lightning and then he could run faster than the speed of light. Barry can stop a bullet seconds after its shot. He can run back in time and run to the future." Alexis countered.

   "Stop it you two. I swear, we're never having anymore kids." Allison said to Scott. "They're worse then children."

   "Whatever Alexis, Spiderman is so much cooler." Chris huffed. "You only like The Flash because he's played by Grant Gustin and you have a huge crush on him."

   "So what? Did you have a crush on Toby Maguire or Andrew Garfield?" Alexis countered. Chris blushed and turned away. "Oh my god. You totally had crushes on them! This is golden." Alexis laughed. "Oh man, that's adorable."

   "Shut up." Chris laughed. "You're such a butt."

   "I love you, you little dork." Alexis smiled. Chris smiled as well.

   "I love you too buttface." Chris laughed.

   "Oh thank god." Allison whispered. "Finally, I thought they were going to fight forever."

[Got a job babysitting a little boy, he's five, and he loves Spiderman just as much as I do, but I also love The Flash because who doesn't love Grant Gustin. So I'm kind of in between. I mean, DC is super cool but so is Marvel. So unlike a lot of people who hate one and like the other, I love both sides of this odd little comic book war.]