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johnnyboy: so a mushroom walks into a pizza place and goes up to order and the guy said "sorry we don't serve your kind" and the mushroom asked "why not? i'm a fungi"

justafreak: why would a mushroom be talking to a human?

johnnyboy: i don't know. it's just a pun

justafreak: it was kind of funny

johnnyboy: kind of?

justafreak: i've heard it before, but i never thought you send it to me as a conversation starter

johnnyboy: well i did and i am proud i did

justafreak: good for you

johnnyboy: so how have you been?

justafreak: thanks for digging my notes out of the trash, but how'd you know where my locker was?

johnnyboy: just a wild guess

justafreak: that was a pretty wild guess then

johnnyboy: indeed it was

justafreak: shouldn't you be at rugby practice?

johnnyboy: we have an away game today

justafreak: well, i hope you guys win

johnnyboy: thanks and i hope you can read your notes because that trash bin was awful

justafreak: i can read them just fine, but the smell. what was in that bin?

johnnyboy: the failed eggs from the egg dropping test

justafreak: that explains the rotten egg smell

johnnyboy: just light a candle or something

justafreak: thanks for the advice

johnnyboy: here to help:)

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