johnnyboy: how are you?
curlyholmes: i miss you.
johnnyboy: i miss you, too, love.
curlyholmes: why'd you have to sign the contract. i don't like being away from you.
johnnyboy: i know. it's only another year.
curlyholmes: for training.
curlyholmes: then you have to try out and all that crap. and that should be another two years.
johnnyboy: i'm sorry. i didn't make the rules.
curlyholmes: yeah, yeah.
johnnyboy: we should be finding out when family weekend is soon tho. it might be on my birthday.
curlyholmes: i hope so.
johnnyboy: me too.
johnnyboy: you gonna give me something special?
curlyholmes: i already gave you my virginity, so...
johnnyboy: sherlock!
johnnyboy: you take everything literal. jeez.
curlyholmes: i was just joking. calm your tits.