Joker x Reader oneshots 💜

👀 Lyric Prank on Mista J 👀

It's been weeks since you last saw J, he was currently making business with this Chinese man oversees.and online sex ain't cutting it no more, you need to feel J's body colliding with yours.I mean it wasn't suppose to take this long for J to convince this old hag to give his support for half his failing business, so know your stuck with sexual frustration and boredom.yeah it was fun messing with J's henchmen but now it's becoming tiresome.So why not play another lyric prank on him!

Y/n:hey J~

Mr.J:hey princess, what do ya need?

Y/n:J, I've been drinking, I've been drinking.

Mr.J:ok...It better not be my stash princess.

Y/n:I get filthy when that liquor get into me.

Mr.J:ohh why don't you send daddy some nude pics~

Y/n:I've been thinking, I've been thinking.

Mr.J:what? all the naughty stuff I'm goin do to ya.

Y/n:Why can't I keep my fingers off you, baby?

Mr.J:cause I'm irresistible...duh.

Y/n:I want you~

Mr.J:ok the flirting was cute but daddy has a very IMPORTANT business deal.

Y/n: but J I can't I keep my fingers off you~I want you.

Mr.J:stop.

Y/n:Cigars on ice~

Mr.J:what??

Y/n:Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill.

Mr.J:I wonder if it's the liquor makin you disobey me?

Y/n:u got me faded, baby I want you~

Mr.J:doll ya sounding like a broken record, and I don't do broken things.

Y/n:can't keep your eyes off my fatty Daddy, I want you.

Mr.J:my eyes aren't the only thing I can't keep off ya!

Y/n:Drunk in love, I want you~

Mr.J:ya really pissing me off Y/n! because of you I didn't hear what this fucker said!

Y/n:we woke up in the kitchen saying, How the hell did this shit happen?

Mr.J:why are you talking about what happened in las vegas??!

Y/n:last thing I remember is our beautiful bodies grinding off in that club~

Mr.J:Last warning...or else.

Y/n: I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard~

Mr.J:look what you made me do?! now I shot my money maker!

Mr.J:ohh princess~ when I get home, I goin give ya what ya beg for!

Y/n:J it's just a prank...don't be to mad.

Y/n:I just missed ya daddy, I am so lonely and horny.

Mr.J:PRANK?! you made me lose millions for a damn prank.

Mr.J:you dirty lil minx, I'm coming for ya.

Let's just say after J came home, you was spent and sore.Was it worth it? totally, is J still mad at you? yeah.But he knows he had just as much fun as you did.You guys where going at it like animals.Maybe J should go out of town more often~