Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Harry Bloody Potter is destroying all my horcruxes!

Voldemort had updated his FB status: Harry Bloody Potter is destroying all of my horcruxes!

Lucius Malfoy: can't you just make some more my lord?

Voldemort: are u stupid Lucius, do you not know how much must be sacrificed to make them?

Bellatrix Lestrange: life's of innocent people along with lots of time and energy?

Voldemort: so, so much more than that!

Harry Potter: a nose? ;)

Voldemort: ...

Voldemort: fuck you