Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Fancy

Lord Voldemort has updated his FB status: First thing's first, I'm the realist (realist) Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness
I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right)
You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?) Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah) Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)

Arthur Weasley: Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?) Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that

Albus Dumbledore: I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From L.A. to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold? Remember my name 'Bout to blow

Harry Potter ....

Ron Weasley: what. just. happened?

Lord Voldemort: while, I heard This new song and apparently all the cool kids are singing it so I just thought I would be cool too and post the lyrics.

Ron Weasley: um what about you dad?

Arthur Weasley: it's a muggle song, i love muggles... <3

Harry Potter: sir? why were you 'getting into' the song?

Albus Dumbledore: I just love that song... it's my jam

Lord Voldemort: what's that mean? like you jelly?

Ron Weasley: I Can't even ....

Harry Potter: wow you really need to get with the moment

Lord Voldemort: I'm trying! that's why I posted the song lyrics

Harry Potter: what ever, imma go watch some muggle tv like desperate housewives. I love my soap operas

Arthur Weasley: muggle tv? I'll join you

Dumbledore: well then...

Lord Voldemort: I've got an idea! let's go to the three broomsticks! tonight's Karoke night, we can sing 'fancy'.

Dumbledore: I'll meet you there!

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