Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Looking back at the burn book

Harry Potter updated his FB status: looking back at the burn book

Hermione Granger: Malfoy is a grotsky little bitch

Harry Potter: still true

Ron Weasley: Neville is a fat virgin

Harry Potter: still half true

Hermione Granger: Snape- he made out with a hot dog

Ron Weasley: Bellatrix Lestrange-DYKE!

Edward Cullen: that's not a nice thing to say!

Ron Weasley: who the bloody hell are you?

Hermione Granger: he's that kid, Edward Cullen

Harry Potter: yeah, he's almost too gay to function!

Edward Cullen: 😥