Harry Potter updated his FB status: To Malfoy: *tags Draco Malfoy* yo mamas so fat, the basilak can't even look her in the eye.
Ron Weasley: yo mamas so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses
Hermione Granger: yo mama is such. Ho, she be given' more rides than the Hogwarts express!
Neville Longbottom: yo mamas so fat, her wand is a slim jim
Luna Lovegood: yo mama is so ugly, she walked into gringotts and the goblins gave her a job application!
Seamus Finnigan: yo momma is so stanky, even Dobby won't take one of those socks!
Dean Thomas: yo momma so fat she got stuck in the floo network.
Fred Weasley: yo mama so fat that when she looked in the mirror of erised, she sees a ham
George Weasley: yo mama so fat her potronous is a cake
Ginny Weasley: yo mama so fat that the sorting hat assigned her to the house of pancakes!
Harry Potter: yo mama so ugly that Hogwarts was named after her face
Ron Weasley: yo mama so ugly even Voldemort won't say her name
Hermione Granger: yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow won't hit that
Neville Longbottom: yo mama so fat that they're gonna split the movie about her into two parts
Luna Lovegood: to mama so stupid, she brought syrup to a quid doc game cuz she heard there would be 'quaffes'
Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about this!
Voldemort: yo mama so skany, the call her my whore-crux
Everyone: O.o
Voldemort: just trying to be part of it...
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