I'm Harry Potter and Killing Voldemort was my idea

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Harry Potter updates his FB status: I'm Harry Potter and killing Voldemort was my idea!

Ron Weasley: I'm Ron Weasley and making gingers cool was my idea.

Severus Snape: I'm Severus Snape and loving another mans wife was my idea

Voldemort: I'm Voldemort and changing my name was my idea

Neville Longbottom: I'm Neville Longbottom and raining all over Voldemort's parade was my idea.

Molly Weasley: I'm Molly Weasley and having the balls to call bellatrix a bitch was my idea.

Hermione Granger: I'm Hermione granger and making a comeback on my boyfriends line six years ago was my idea

J.K. Rowling: I'm queen Rowling and giving you all these ideas was my idea.

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