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Voldemort updated his FB status: How to kill Harry Potter.
Harry Potter: moldy voldy, you do realise this isn't like Google search, right?
Voldemort: how to destroy the chosen one.
Voldemort: how to extract life from every single cell in Harry Potters body
Harry Potter: Again, not Google...
Voldemort: how to turn 'the boy who lived' into 'THE BOY WHO DIED A PAINFUL DEATH!'
Voldemort: how to crush Harry Potters life like a crush-a-can crushes a can.
Voldemort: how to kill somebody effectively as the BBC
Voldemort: how to bake raspberry and white chocolate muffins
Harry Potter: wait, what? ^^^
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