Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Why shouodnt you play poker with a seal?

Ron Weasley updated his FB status: why shouldn't you play poker with a seal?

Harry Potter: uh why?

Ron Weasley: cuz they see all!

Hermione Granger: no, just no

Neville Longbottom: I thought it was funny

Ron Weasley: I got another; why don't you play go fish with a lion

Harry Potter:...?

Ron Weasley: cuz they a lyin

Luna Lovegood: lol

Severus Snape: 100 points from Gryffindor

Ron Weasley: okay, why shouldn't you play monopoly with a cheeta?

Harry Potter: goodbye

Ron Weasley: Harry! Come on I'm almost done

Harry Potter: fine! why?

Ron Weasley: because he's a cheater!

Harry potter:...

Hermione granger: >.<

Harry Potter: fine, I have one, why shouldn't you fight with a bear?

Ron Weasley: Idk why?

Ron Weasley: tell me Harry!

Harry Potter: cuz he will fuck u up and win, that's why!

Ron Weasley: Harry, there's no pun in there at all, that was lame...

Harry Potter: sighs...

Ron Weasley: I have one more! why don't you play sorry with a turtle?

Ron Weasley: hello?

Ron Weasley: anyone want to know the answer

Ron Weasley: #foreveralone

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