Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Snape GPS

Random Facebook User 1 updated his FB status: how awesome would it be to have Snape be the GPS voice?

Random Facebook User 2: "Turn right in two miles. Do not disappoint me >.<"

Random Facebook User 1: "How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking exit 12. Turn around when possible you bumbling idiot."

Random Facebook User 2: "How extraordinary like your father you are: he would have missed the turn off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool."

Random Facebook User 1: "there will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turning in the next mile."

Random Facebook User 2: "Turn to route 394."

Random Facebook User 1: "Alllwayyyysss.... Look before merging."