Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Why dont you come tame my dragon?

Harry Potter updated his FB status: why don't u come tame my dragon?

Ginny Weasley: did you take Felix Felicis ? cuz ur makin all the right moves

Harry Potter: one night with me and they'll be calling you moaning myrtle

Ginny Weasley: you must be a tri-wizard champion because my goblet is on fire!

Harry Potter: have u ever heard of platform 9 3/4? cuz I can think of something with the same measurement

Ginny Weasley: I may not be an amigus but I sure can be an animal

Harry Potter: why don't I make like Salazar Slytherin and slither inside you?

Ginny Weasley: I may not be Luna but I sure know how to Lovegood

Harry Potter: I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets

Ginny Weasley: you don't need to worry about me, I've been tested for Hogwarts if ya know what I mean :O

Harry Potter: I've been whomping my willow thinking about you

Ginny Weasley: if I looked in the mirror of erised, I would see you naked

Harry Potter: do you play quidditch? how bout takin a ride on my broomstick?

Ginny Weasley: you don't even have to say 'Lumos Maxima' to turn me on ;)

Harry Potter: the thought of you makes something vast and silvery erupt from my wand

Ginny Weasley: Hagrid's not the only giant on campus

Harry potter: the sorting hat placed me in Gryffindor bc I too have an impressive sword

Ginny Weasley: call me your house elf and I'll do anything you want without any clothes

Harry Potter: I'm like the horn of crumplehorn snorkack.... explosive

Ginny Weasley: I don't know a thing about Merlin's pants but i wud luv to get into urs

Harry Potter: I'm hitting on you, let's get naked

Ginny Weasley: cant, crookshanks has a nose bleed.

Ron Weasley: kill me now!!!!

Hermione granger: . . .

Geroge Weasley: fml