Bella Swan updated her FB status: OMG I hate my life!
Harry potter: what's wrong?
Bella Swan: everything, life sucks
Harry Potter: what did ur parents die trying to protect you or something?
Bella Swan: no my parents got divorced and my dad can't make his own dinner so it's kind of the same thing.
Harry potter: are u upset that all the father figures in your life died?
Bella Swan: uh no. But one time I fell down while playing volley ball
Harry potter: did u spend your childhood being unloved and sleeping I a closet
Bella Swan: lol no. my parents love me and everyone I have ever met adorezzzz me :)
Harry potter: so r u sad bc u have the weight of the world on your shoulders and if u screw up, millions of people will die?
Bella Swan: no! I'm sad cuz I married the man of my dreams. he is smart, handsome, strong and he sparklezzzz!!!
Lord Voldemort: lol
Bella Swan: but wait! it gets worse! I have strong feelings for another guy!
Harry Potter: oh I one time fancied a girl and them I witnessed her boyfriends death. it was really awkward.
Lord Voldemort: LOL!!!
Harry Potter: fuck off Voldemort, it's ur fault
Bella Swan: you just don't understand
Harry Potter: I guess not I just think ur a needy, selfish, spoiled, annoying idiotic girl.
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