Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Keep Calm and...

Harry Potter updated his FB status: keep calm and kill Voldemort :p

Hermione granger; keep calm and be a book worm

Ron Weasley: what's happening?

Hermione granger: it's some muggle thingy

Arthur Weasley: muggles?!? keep calm and love muggles.

Ron Weasley: no dad, no. Keep calm and eat food.

Ginny Weasley: keep calm and love Harry potter

Fred Weasley: keep calm and date Angelina

George Weasley: keep calm and stay holy.

Molly Weasley: keep calm and call Bellatrix a bitch

Luna Lovegood: keep calm and believe in nargles

Neville Longbottom: keep calm and kill a snake

Seamus Finnigan: keep calm and blow this shit up

Voldemort: keep calm and become a death eater.

Harry Potter: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH HES BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!

Voldemort: no, they have facebook in hell