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I Made Up A Rap Today

Harry Potter updated his FB status: I made up a rap today!

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Ron Weasley: really? How does it go?

Harry Potter: All you suckah MCs ain't got nothing on me. On my spells, on my charms, you can't touch Harry P. I am the boy who lived. but wizard is preferred. But forget what you heard. I'm like Dumbledore the third with the fucking pheonix bird. I'm Harry Potter. The P's silent when I sneak into Diagon Alley. Make love to your witch on the castle floor. I don't like Voldy. You'll know it was me because the next time you see her she'll be like oooh Harry P.

Hermione Granger: ... What...?

Harry Potter: I know, it's so good your speechless.

Severus Snape: No words could sum up the atrocity we all just read, Mr. Potter. 100 points from Gryffindor!

Harry Potter: ridiculous! u don't faze me!

Voldemort: I don't know. I found it quite clever actually.