Harry Potter Facebook Chats

I whip my hair back and forth

Harry Potter updated his FB status: I whip my hair back and forth !

Voldemort: dislike

Harry Potter: what, jealous that I have hair to whip? Imma go get a nose piercing later, wanna come?

Voldemort: can't sorry, it's my mums birthday and I'm having dinner with my parents!

Draco Malfoy: OWNED!!