Harry Potter Facebook Chats

I cant hold it in any longer, im in love with draco malfoy

Hermione Granger updated her FB status: I can't keep it in any longer, I'm in love with Draco Malfoy.

Harry Potter: what?!

Hermione Granger: I just hope he sincerely returns my feelings

Draco Malfoy: well this is um rather awkward....

Hermione Granger: your not in love with me?! :'(

Draco Malfoy: no actually I'm in love with Potter

Harry Potter: what the FU-

Draco Malfoy: ever since I've seen those piercing green eyes, I've been entirely captivated all for you <3

Harry Potter: well I don't mean to burst your bubble but I'm kind of in love with Ginny

Ginny Weasley: oh well this is really awkward but I'm in love with Neville....

Neville Longbottom: Ginny? Oh this is really awko taco but I'm in love with Luna...

Luna Lovegood: oh I'm sorry Neville but actually I'm in love with Ron!

Ron Weasley: sorry loony but I've always had a thing for Hermione :/

Harry Potter: well, this is awkward...

Draco Malfoy: I'm upset now...:'(

Ron Weasley: this is the definition of awkward!

Draco Malfoy: we could have a six some? I'll join as long as Harry's there ;)

Voldemort: make that a seven some ;) as long as Harry's there

Harry Potter: ...