Hopeless Romantic -- Brallon

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DJW

"How do I get him to stop liking me?" I whine to my friend, Spencer.

We're at my house doing homework together and chatting.

"I don't know, just... wait it out?? I don't know how to deal with dudes, I'm dating Linda!" He replies. "Find someone who's gay like you." He pats my back and smiles.

I laugh. "Brendon won't stop fawning over me, though! It doesn't even bother him that I reject him daily!! He gives me flowers, chocolates, notes, and other shit like that all the time! It's been forever and he still perseveres after how many times I've told him not to. Like, who the fuck does that?"

Spencer shrugs. "Only Brendon Urie, I guess. Why don't you try to feel the same way towards him? All the boys and girls say he's hot. I'd imagine you'd think the same. They would all go after him if everybody didn't know he was head over heels for you."

"I mean, not gonna lie, he is hot, but... I just don't know, okay? Maybe I would've liked him if he would stop being annoying all the time. We used to be friendly classmates and all that but he told me his feelings that one day and wouldn't stop pestering me since." I confess.

Spencer lookeds up in thought and taps his pen on his chin. "Could you... Ignore him?"

"Tried that."

"Yell at him?

"Tried that."

"Set him up with someone else?"

"Haha, that definitely didn't work."

"Kill him?"

"Not an option."

"Kindly ask for him to leave you alone? You know that might work, kindness is always-"

"No! I've tried all those things! Except kill him. Obviously."

"Dude, maybe you should date someone else. Get Brendon to feel jealous or some shit and tell him you won't ever feel the same way. Maybe he'll finally back down." Spencer speaks as he writes on his paper.

I scoff. "Yeah, no. I don't even like anyone, anyways." People at our school aren't the best, honestly. I'm not attracted to anyone right now. I'm bisexual, with a preference to guys.

Spencer sighs. "Then I don't know how to help you. And how long will this last, how much more will it take? Brendon's liked you since... When? How long's it been?"

"Uh, he told me freshman year, and we're juniors, which is 11th grade, so... about two or three years? Yeah, almost three years." I reply.

"That sucks. I can't imagine how he feels. The boy he likes, which is you by the way," Spencer gestures to myself and continues, "rejects him everyday. I'd think he'd get over you by now." He says, raising his eyebrow.

"Shut up, you're making me feel bad." I chew at my lip. How does Brendon feel? Is he like, really sad? He still seems happy, right?

"I dunno, dude. I don't even know what I'd do in your situation. Hey, I gotta head home, see you at school on Monday?" He says while packing his school supplies up.

"Yup. Bye, Spencer." I smile and we hug.

He turns to walk out, but looks back at me. "Dallon, hey. Don't stress about it. Brendon won't be able to bother you forever."

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Songs referenced:
All The Boys -Panic! At The Disco
Aeroplanes -The Brobecks