Hopeless Romantic -- Brallon

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GRR III

I try my hardest not to smile. Dallon might actually hate Brendon now! This is too good.

"Can you fucking not? You liar, you said you'd try to get over Dallon!" Brendon yells.

I nod. "Yes, try to get over. I'm trying to, and it's been very difficult."

"Fuck you." He says.

I think of something witty to say. I roll my eyes. "I think we both know who we want to fuck.."

I'm cut off with a pain blossoming across my cheek.

Brendon Urie just fucking slapped me.

"Are you shitting me!? Didn't you get into a fight just days ago? I doubt you want to get beat up this time." I scowl. What the fuck is wrong with him?

"Hmm, where'd you hear that? Brent? I know you're friends with him, and Jon too. You guys are dipshits." He says.

I scoff. "At least I'm not like you! Your life's a joke. Did you really think Dallon would feel the same??"

"Did you really think Dallon would crawl right back to you??"

It takes me a second to realize what he's saying. I'm genuinely hurt, but I change the subject quickly. "Why did you kiss him anyways? You knew he didn't want his first kiss yet!"

"You're just jealous that I did kiss him and you never got the chance. How's that feel? I know you just want to get in his pants. You weren't even his first kiss." He replies.

I think about that for a second before running out of the music room.

I have to do something.

I have to do something before I lose Dallon. No. I have to do something so I don't lose Dallon. Brendon is stealing him away from me.

I go into the cafeteria and sit down at my table in the back. Jon, Brent, and Ian look up at me.

"Dude, what's wrong? You seem... unnerved." Ian says, running a hand through his curly hair.

I clear my throat. "How would you guys like to help me win Dallon back?"

They look at me with surprised faces, but they turn into mischievous grins.

"Wait, is that Urie kid with Dallon now? You're jealous of him, right?" Jon asks.

"No! He's not with Dallon, but... he's close to it. And I'm not jealous! Dallon just deserves to be with me. He should be mine." I say.

They shrug in decent understanding. Ian tilts his head. "What are you going to do?"

"I have a plan. All you guys need to do is keep Brendon away from Dallon for a bit. That won't be too hard." I explain.

Brent smirks. "Too hard like your dick for Dallon..."

"Shut the fuck up." I blush. "But, is everybody in?"

"Sure. If it means you'll stop being so uptight about it. Jeez, how much do you like that kid?" Jon asks.

"A lot. Just stick to the plan, okay?" I say.

They roll their eyes and the bell rings. I hope they can manage to do what I said. My friends and I, we've got a lot of problems. I sigh and think of my plan while walking to my next class.

1. Blackmail Dallon into dating me again. He's super insecure about his anxiety, and he's barely told anybody. I'll hint to Brendon about it, and Dallon will date me if he doesn't want Brendon to know about it.

2. I'll finally kiss Dallon. And have sex with him. Obviously.

3. Rub it in Brendon's face that Dallon's mine and he never loved him. Dallon will grow to love me again, since we still both care about each other. It'll be great.

Everything will be great.

I go on with the rest of my day, thinking of how perfect Dallon is. If it's one thing Brendon and I have in common, it's loving and appreciating Dallon. I mean, who wouldn't love him? He's tall, adorable, super smart, kind, unintentionally sexy, etc...

I walk into English class with Ian. He looks at me weirdly as we walk inside the classroom.

"What?" I ask.

"Nothing. You must be head over heels for that Dallon. You're falling apart for him." He says.

"More like we're falling apart." I say. "He's bound to feel the same soon. There's even a possibility he doesn't like Brendon."

Ian nods absentmindedly. "That's nice. Did you find out why Dallon isn't here today?"

"Uh, Brendon kissed Dallon and he was uncomfortable with it. My plan is to blackmail him to make him date me again. It's going to be great." I smile.

Ian sighs. "If you say so... Also, no promises on that plan. I'm pretty sure Jon, Brent, and I will forget."

I groan. "Whatever. I guess I'll have to do everything myself."

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Songs referenced:
Feel Good Inc. -Gorillaz
Polarize -twenty one pilots
Dance, Dance -Fall Out Boy