Danny Phantom Fanfiction - A Different Kind Of Trip

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- Part 1 - interlude -

"Hey, Kirito! You did really well in your fight!" Paulina said, pushing forwards her 'assets' in an attempt - key word attempt - at seducing the black swordsman.

"Uh, hi... what's your name?"

"Pauliiiiinnnaaa!" she dragged out the name, bitting her lip.

"Well, uh hi... Paulina..."

"I bet your not just good at sword fighting... I bet your good at other things too..." she smirked, running her fingers up and down his chest and leaning up against him.

He stepped back, away from her. "Uh, like what...?" Kirito questioned.

She wrapped her arms around his neck and moved up to kiss him. "Like this."

Then she blanked out in shock as she found herself lying in disbelief on the dusty ground. "For the record, I have a wife. A woman called Asuna who unlike you has actually seen a day of work in her life!"

"Oh and your saying I don't work? Well... I do!"

"Yes, if your job is being a Harlet* then your doing great!"

"You are so rude!"

"Only to those who deserve it."

- Part 2 - Actual chapter -

Asuna gripped her sword in hand and sent a concentrated stare at Sam. Sam was smirking. Asuna growled as they were signalled to start. Sam wasn't making a move! She decided to take the initiative and charged. She posed her sword behind her as she ran, giving it room to swing when she reached her opponent. She reached Sam. She swung her sword only to find her sword passing over Sam's head and her feet being swept out from under her. She rolled backwards, kicking Sam in the face and regaining her posture in the process. She dig her feet into the ground and held her sword in front of her.

Sam swung a teasing blow towards Asuna, who easily blocked it with her sword. Then, while Asuna was distracted by one sword, Sam stabbed at her leg with the other sword she carried. Unable to move out of the way, Asuna's leg was sliced open. Gasping, Asuna jumped away, gritting her teeth and tightening her grip.

Sam smirked. She swung her sword at Asuna's neck as if to cut it off, stopping it at the last moment and putting her other sword behind the other girl's neck, trapping her between the two swords. "Asuna, do you Yeild?"

Asuna shook her head morbidly, only to find a small bead of blood (well, as a ghost, ectoplasm) running gently down her chest. "Fine... I yield!"

The crowd erupted into cheers for the millionth time that day. "Well, done girls, now then... one of the most long awaited fights so far... Tucker up against Valerie!!!"

* Harlet is slang for Prostute.

By the way, I'm not sure who I want to win between Valerie and Tucker yet. I mean, I want girl power but I have better idea for an ending with Tucker winning. I'm torn about which to do. Any preferences guys? Wow so many updates today.