Things Wattpad Authors Do That I Hate

Chapter 15

I'm back!!!

So, I guess we're just going to pretend that this book isn't already on 1,000 reads?

Well, I'm not. I'm so excited, I never thought this book would make it so far, but it did! I'm so thankful to all of my supporters for giving this book and my other books, a chance.

So, you're reading this book right? The author posts a little tidbit before the beginning of the chapter like:

Omg, I've read all of the comments and I'm so thankful!

Boo, you didn't answer any of those goddamn comments.

That's shade! Since you want to throw shade, I just want to let you know that I can throw palm trees darling. I'm not the one babygirl. I go from zero to one hundred in a matter of seconds.

Answer the freaking comments.

What's up with these Wattpad boys?

Like they're constantly LYING to these girls like:

You look so beautiful when you cry- Boy, you know she looks like King Kong with relaxers when she cries, so stop playing with me.

You look so beautiful when you wake up- Mhmm yeah and I'm Michael Jackson. No wait, better yet, I'm Whitney Houston!

I could break down your walls with this dick- What? You mean the Vienna Sausage that's in your pants? Your balls probably look like cotton balls. Slaves wouldn't even pick that shit. That's why your face looks like a scrotum.

It's not what you think, I love you! - Yeah, I totally didn't just catch you penetrating my best friend. I mean, come on dude. Her best friend, really? Why couldn't you bang her distant friend? Or maybe NOBODY at all dumbass!! Just saying. With your 4 inch dick.

Her feet made these pitter patter noises- Bitch, you know they sounded like mini earthquakes. Stop trying to make her look cute.

Those werewolf books really need to stop bullshitting on me like for real.

You know that part where they find their mates:

She said- " He smelled of the woods and a strong manly scent."

Girl, tell me what in the world are you talking about!? Manly scent? I'm sorry, the only manly scent I really know is freaking cologne and that sexy smelling deodorant. Mmm. So, authors, please describe the goddamn scent in detail. Or else I'm going to come up with a conclusion myself.

For all we know, a manly scent could be bird shit and sweat. You know because some guys sweat a lot...... Okay, I'll shut up.

Now, tell me something.

Is Stephen James the king of Wattpad?

He's almost always the bad boy in books on Wattpad. I won't lie, he's cute, but sometimes, give him a break.

There's also a girl on Wattpad who's pretty famous but I can't remember her name for the life of me.

She has blue eyes and brown hair

Another guy who's also pretty famous is that Francisco guy. I know his wife probably hates Wattpad with a passion!

*Sigh* I'm too weird for words, I tell you.

Until next time folks.

The song at the beginning is Girl Up by Victoria Justice

I have a question for you. Do you listen to the songs at the beginning of my chapters? Do I have good music taste? Be honest loves!

Again, thank you so much for taking the time out to read this book. I really appreciate it.

If you liked this chapter, don't resist the urge to comment and vote ( this is only if you want to).

Buh Bye loves!