Don't Do It Buddy

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I got a couple of questions. First of all, is this a guy or girl? For some reason, I'm getting the vibes that this is a girl.

 First of all, is this a guy or girl? For some reason, I'm getting the vibes that this is a girl

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Another one, to be honest I don't know which one I would choose.

Back to the topic, do people think that Wattpad is a dating site or something?

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Back to the topic, do people think that Wattpad is a dating site or something?

Do you notice how much attention males get on this site? Like seriously, this is pathetic. I understand that people think that guys don't read and write, but come on it's not that serious. Dear Jesus, don't let the 'hot' guy actually write a book that barely has English in it! Not to mention the books that only have pictures in it.

*Guy publishes a book with a bunch of shirtless selfies.*

Girl 1: OMG, this book is so amazing. It like, totes deserves a Watty award 😘😍.

Girl 2: Come here daddy😍🔓💦💦.

Me: Did you use a permanent marker to draw on your abs or bronzer and concealer?

Ugh. There are a lot of people who are in relationships on Wattpad, which I respect. I'm in no place to judge somebody. This is stuff that I've seen on a lot of message boards of couples who are in a relationship on Wattpad.

Couples fighting on their message board instead of PM's . You see, PM's are made for a reason. You know, because it has the freaking word private in it.

They're fighting in public and yet they have the biggest scrotum sack to drag people in their drama!

They're fighting in public and yet they have the biggest scrotum sack to drag people in their drama!

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Oh no, you didn't. Sometimes , I just sit back with my bag of popcorn and just watch all the drama unfold. I try to stay low key, you know?

I was having a bad day, until I stumbled upon this random question on somebody's timeline

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I was having a bad day, until I stumbled upon this random question on somebody's timeline. 😂😅 This actually made my day.

Oh, some people want to know what my upcoming books are about

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Oh, some people want to know what my upcoming books are about.

Her is going to a teen fiction. One of the main characters has autism. One of the other main characters is in an abusive situation. I'm really excited about this book, I actually cried writing one of the chapters. This book may contain more than thirty chapters. The release date is October 25, 2017.

Depths of blue is a werewolf book. It's going to have a bit of romance and smut. It contains mates, but not the usual things that you would expect. This is going to be a heart wrenching story, so if you don't like your emotions to be played with, this book is not for you. This book may contain more than forty chapters. The release chapter is October 27, 2017.

Thank you for reading this chapter!

Something else before I go:

I'm sorry, but the tacos have to go

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I'm sorry, but the tacos have to go. I could never give up pizza. Burgers are life. Chicken wings are little delicacies that are stuffed up my cheeks constantly. I like tacos too, but I could live without them.

See you soon😈

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