Chapter 8

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Weak female lead characters.

You know that cliché part of the story where the big buff man holds onto her? Yeah, then she acts all feeble and shit like " no, stop it! "

Bitch, you know if he was fat, old and ugly you would've had him off of you in a heartbeat. You just want an excuse for him to hold you.

Talking a bunch of crap like " I tried to get out of his grip but he was too strong."

Mhmm.

Another thing.

How in the FUDGE does a girl mistake a chest for a wall?

I'm sure there is a major difference between a chest and a goddamn wall.

Shoot if it were so easy to mistake a large muscular chest for a wall, how come I haven't met my Prince Charming yet?

You know the one who looks like Drew Seeley or George Clooney.

Sorry Amal (actually not that sorry ) I'd be the perfect nanny for the twins.....

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