Just a couple of my very own personal pet peeves.
If you want an honest reaction to what I really can't stand about Wattpad authors, check this book out.
No hate allowed and judgemental comments.
Thank you so much for taking the time out to read thi...
Let's get it! The mood of this storytime is definitely the song at the top.
Nah, nah, nah. I have to address something first.
Why do people feel the need to message somebody to make them feel bad ? Does anybody have a problem with me calling them : 1. Chicken Nugget 2. Love 3. Milkshake
So, I guess this ghost reader got offended for whatever reason and decided to send me this:
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Well, I guess she didn't like chicken nuggets, then. She's probably vegan. 😂😂😂
I got a message for you honey. I'm going to say it in Spanish, so I can make you go on google translate. I just started learning Spanish by the way guys.
Perra, no soy la chica la que jugar. Te voy a joder. Ahora vuelve al agujero de donde saliste. 😈😤
In other words, bitch don't try me. I'm not like those other authors that's going to let you bully me. Hell no, that's never going to happen. If you don't like a particular name that I'm calling you guys, then just say it in a polite way. Jeez.
Remember my so called best friend, Felicia?
Well, now's the juicy part as to why she and I fell off so hard. I mean, shit, my ass hit the concrete😂.
After Mario, the pimp, broke up with her after he cheated on her, she tried hitting me up again.
She would start to post these sad posts on Instagram about how she messed up and whatnot.
Me being the forgiving person I am, I extended her a little piece of a stick.
As in, the shitty end of the stick, because I'm not touching that! 😂
I'm not the type of person to get mad at my best friend over a stupid guy who is an idiot. Even though she violated girl code.
A couple of weeks went by and we were like, cool. We weren't besties like how we used to be, but we were cool.
Now, this us where the confession comes. During that time that Felicia and I were best friends, she had my passwords for every single social media account that I had.
This includes Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and Wattpad.
I never changed it, even after we fell off.
Before you say anything, there was no strange occurrences in any of my accounts. I never thought that she would do the shit that she did to me. This thing completely broke our friendship for good.
You know what's sad ? You always do fucked up things to people that have your back no matter what. It's so sad to know that it doesn't matter how long you've known the person they can still fuck you over. This is why when a person has trust issues, don't try to push them because they might pop off on you. I'm not just talking about titties.
This 2+2 not knowing what the fuck it is, dumb ass bitch went on my motherfucking Instagram, Twitter and Tumblr to post a bunch of private things about my family.
That's not the worst of it all. She logged into this Wattpad account and left at least 30 hate comments on other people's books.
I woke up the next morning with my phone blowing up.
50 messages from Wattpad 20 mesages from Instagram 35 messages from Twitter
Etc
Imagine being called a bitch and a dipshit for something that you didn't even write.
I had hundreds of people ganging up on me literally.
I can't blame them though because if somebody commented that type of stuff in my comments, I would go berserk. Seriously.
After I read those hurtful messages from a bunch of authors and readers, I got extremely angry. I was angry at myself because I allowed a basic trout to fool me so easily. I was mad with Felicia because remind you, I never did anything to this grouper faced tramp. She's acting as if I stole her goddamn bicycle. You know what I did?
I zoomed my way over to her house! Nobody messes with my family and gets away with it.
I knocked on her door and her mom answered. Her mom didn't know the type of daughter that she had. She let me inside and I practically ran to Felicia's room.
I didn't even bother to knock, I was so mad.
I'm a really chill person, it takes a lot to ruffle my feathers. I couldn't stop what I did next.
I knocked her into a leap year😑😠. Had her thinking February has 33 days.
She stared at me shocked, like she didn't think I was going to hit her. Well, bitch you thought.
She lunged at me and I socked her again. Pretty soon, both of us were rolling all over the floor.
Punches were raining all over her face. At that moment, I forgot that her mom was in the house until I felt arms pulling me off of that heifer.
Long story short, she had to explain herself. She was mad at me because while her and Mario were dating, he was constantly asking her about me. This made her feel some type of way, so she then proceeded to mess up my life and reveal my secrets.
First of all, why wouldn't he talk about me? I'm awesome!
Jealousy is the root of all evil to be honest. Felicia lost one of the best friends that she could ever hope for.
Shoot, maybe I should get a lesbian best friend. Less drama and more fun😂😳🙏!
I mean I already have a gay best friend and he's amazing.
Homos rule!
These heteros😓🙇😰
I thought it was bitches over dick!!!
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Ah well.
This is the end of the storytime. Did you enjoy it?
