Things Wattpad Authors Do That I Hate

Chapter 10

I know l know. You probably want to choke me for not updating but I was just feeling lazy.

I don't know why but I'm like so nervous to update Shopaholic. Like I think I have 40 reads on it now. It's not getting as much attention as this book but I don't mind. There is a major difference between having a read and a reader. I'd rather have a reader.

By the way, my other book called Lost Souls To The Psycho is a entry for a contest, that's why its only one chapter. I actually enjoyed writing it. Comment if you think I should make it into an actual book because I couldn't write more than 632 words because of the contest.

So I need a couple of favours from you.

First,sit down.

Relax and visualize on what I'm about to say because I'm sure that many of you can relate.

Have any of you seen this really good book and it has an amazing plot and everything.

You're hyped to read it.

But then......

You notice that the book only has like one or two parts.

You're like ' oh, maybe the author is going to update soon'.

You scroll down some more.

Take a deep breath now guys.

This book hasn't been updated since goddamn 2013!!!!

Well PICKLES AND NUGGETS !!! Are you SERIOUS?

I'm all hyped up to read this book.

I'm about to add it to my fricking library and the shit hasn't been updated since four years ago.

*Bruh

*takes deep breath*

This happened to me so many times. Like more than I can count on my fingers and toes.

I know that this has happened to one if not all of you.

You know what really pisses me off?

When authors surprisingly come back on Wattpad after being MIA for like DECADES (note sarcasm).Like nobody wants to see your bitch ass anymore.

I really understand if you log out and you forget your password. God knows how many times this has happened to me.

My brain can really can never remember passwords tbh.

So back to those missing authors.

You come back on Wattpad with these lame excuses like: Oh my God, I just so caught up in life ( say this part in a snooty voice)

BOI, get yourself out of my face. Unless you got a solid reason, watch me twiddle my thumbs as I IGNORE you.

If I ever go missing on you guys for more than 6 months,I give you permission to reach through your phone or whatever device you use, and SLAP me lol.

By the way, I've never read a horror story on Wattpad so if you guys have any suggestions, please comment them. I'm more of an exorcism and paranormal type of girl.

From now I'm going to make sure that my chapters are never lower than 400 words.

Did I make any grammar mistakes ? If so let me know so I can fix them please.

Can you listen to the song at the top. Its one of my favorite songs ever. Its really calming and nice.

Thanks so much for reading this chapter and be ready for my update for this book and Shopaholic.

Buh Bye loves ily xoxo