Just a couple of my very own personal pet peeves.
If you want an honest reaction to what I really can't stand about Wattpad authors, check this book out.
No hate allowed and judgemental comments.
Thank you so much for taking the time out to read thi...
Yes, you did read that title correctly, it is a STORYTIME!!
I actually have two stories to tell you guys. One of them happened to me today and the other one happened a couple of months ago.
So, today I was at the mall doing a little shopping. I got a bit tired so I sat down at one of the tables close to the cafeteria.
This pretty boy came walking up to my table. I mean if I was one of those girls, I would've freaked over him. You see, I'm not like those girls, I was just sitting there eating like a savage.
He sat down and ate one of MY fries.
Of course, I was like "Heller, who are you with your pregnant nose? Why are you touching my fries bro? " I wasn't being mean or anything, I actually wouldn't have minded if he asked for some. I would've gladly given him some. It's like my rule, if someone is hungry, feed them. You would want somebody to help you, right?
Mind you, I don't know who this boy is, and he just came out of nowhere and ate my fries.
Clearly, he wanted to die today.
This boy continued talking nonstop. He wanted me to go out with him and do God knows what. He didn't know that he was communicating with an undercover psycho.
So, I said the only thing that would probably make him leave me alone :
"I LIKE VAGINAS ."
I don't know what convinced me to say that, but I said it so loud. Everybody just stopped and looked at me.
His mouth dropped open and he stared at me for like a full minute. Then he said the dumbest thing ever:
"How could a pretty girl like you be a lesbian? "
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Bruh.
Clearly, he's retarded. I thought it was really disrespectful for him to call me a lesbian in such a venomous way. I hate when people say these dumb things like "She doesn't look gay." Oh, so you want them to walk around with a freaking rainbow on their shoulder?
Long story short, he left me alone and I continued to eat my fries.
So ladies, here's a good excuse to get a guy away from you:
"I LIKE VAGINAS "
Stay tuned for the second part of this storytime. I've recently started a new book called " Parted Rivers". I hope you like it if you do decide to check it out.
If you have the time, go and read Lost Souls to the Psycho. This is only if you want to do it!
Quick Question: if Jesus ever took a dump, would it be called Holy Crap?
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