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Ayaaaaa..... Guess who has returned? Missed me?

Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain! Oooooooooo!!

Okay, I'll start now. I'm going to start off nice, then I'm going to turn into King Kong later. I swear, it's going to be like planet of the apes I tell you.

So, to begin with, you want to know what I love to see in books?

Epilogues and Prologues. Yup, these things basically give me life.

Like, I want to know if Shitface and Shitfacia have kids or not. I want to know if their kids look like they were doing the whip and nae nae in the womb. I want to know these things!

Oh, I have a surprise for you people at the end of the chappie! I know some of you are probably going to skip to the end to see what in the fart and cakes I'm talking about. This surprise that I have is probably only going to be exciting for the people who love my books, to be honest.

Now, most of you probably found this book on a read for read book, a friend, reading list or wherever....

Anyways, comment how you came to finding and reading this book, I'm curious.

When I first started this book, I advertised it on a read for read book.

Now, let me tell you what some people do on these read for read books.

They reply to your comment, you come to an AGREEMENT like to do an HONEST READ FOR READ.

After the agreement is done, the person comes on your book.....

They vote on like twenty fart and cakes chapters in under a minute.

Hmm, you fail to realise that I get all the notification when some one votes on my stories..... The time too honey bun.

If you agreed to give an honest read for read, at least hold up your end of the bargain. Mkay?

Remember when I told you guys I sucked at covers?

Well, I still kind of do, but I'm getting better.

I'm definitely NOT a professional cover maker, I was just playing around with these pictures. What do you think of the Parted Rivers one?

Please tell me your opinion books if you can spare the time

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Please tell me your opinion books if you can spare the time. It would be much appreciated.

He he. Buh bye!

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