Just a couple of my very own personal pet peeves.
If you want an honest reaction to what I really can't stand about Wattpad authors, check this book out.
No hate allowed and judgemental comments.
Thank you so much for taking the time out to read thi...
As I lay on the floor and laugh like a hyena. Some people on Wattpad are so crazy, it's painful. I feel second hand embarrassment for most of them. You know, the kind of embarrassment you would feel if your mom caught you jacking off. Or even worse if you forget to wipe your Google history and somebody asks to borrow your electronic device. The first letter they type in is 'P'.
Some people are going to hate me after this chapter, but like...
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My mood☝
Have you ever seen those bios that are literally like a million words long. Do people actually think that I'm going to sit there and listen to them talk about their non interesting life? Sorry, but it's a no.
Don't get me started about those reading lists! Shaboobies!
You must be very bored if you have a billion books in your reading list. I'm only going to look at the first twenty to be honest. Oh yeah, the profiles that have at least twenty reading lists with stupid names. For example: 1. Meh
What the hell?
If it's so MEH then why did you put it in your reading list? Do you like intentionally want to make an author feel bad?
IS YOU DOT BOARD??!!👈😝😂
Okay, I'm starting to feel bad now because I see all these best friends on Wattpad and I'm just sitting here alone.
You know that one book that people are embarrassed to say they've read? The book is either incredibly raunchy or incredibly boring/bad. I seriously feel sorry for the authors of those books because people are never going to vote and comment for fear of people of seeing them.
For example, the annoying, judgemental prudes on Wattpad who are ashamed of the fact that they've read dirty books. Like seriously, if you feel like you don't like me or this book, then you're welcome to leave. Especially if I feel like you're looking down on me.
If you notice, a couple of seconds after these dirty books are updated, this happens:
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To all of the authors out there who have these types of books, don't feel discouraged. There are a bunch of horny fudge sticks out there🐸☕.
I've been looking for the emoji that looks like a droplet of shit forever in my phone. *Sigh*
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Recently, I saw something that I didn't like at all. It was an altercation between an author and a reader.
Reader: I just don't feel like Molly should be condoning Dimwit cheating on her. This isn't a healthy relationship, she should leave.
Author: Well, this is my book so what I say goes. You should just leave, your comments are not appreciated.
First of all, if this was ME, I would've knocked this chick out. I personally don't feel like the reader said anything offensive, she was just giving her advice/ opinion. The writer just overreacted. If an author ever said that to me, I would automatically leave, no matter how good the book is. The funny thing is, that book wasn't even that good!
Guess what?
Other people decided to gang up on that reader just because of that comment.
I don't know if all of you know what the terms 'getting jumped' or 'getting ganged' means. It basically means more than one person attacking you at the same time. It can be verbal or physical. I hate seeing this on Wattpad. This is a friendly site, for people to share their stories and give and receive support. It was really shocking to see this.
Did you enjoy this chapter? I hope so.
Do you think I should do another storytime in the future? If so, what should it be about?
Oh well, can you guys do me a solid and check out Parted Rivers, please? I want to know what you guys think!
Buh bye LOVES😈😏😎 Buh bye MILKSHAKES!😂
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Waffles have to go. I have an unhealthy obsession with pancakes.
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