Things Wattpad Authors Do That I Hate

Prepare Yourself! About To Get Lit(24)

The shoes on my feet, I bought it!

Oh, hey there!  Didn't see you! *Wink*

You already know what time it is.

The next chapter will be one of my best storytimes EVER!

It will include:
1. Drama
2. Cat fights
3. Internet
4. Social Media
5. Tears
6. Broken trust

When you see  that notification that says STORYTIME, you better blast yourself over here. Don't forget to bring food and drinks,it's going to be long.

I know you probably want to kill me for being so evil, but I can't help myself.

Speaking of which, some of you commented that you want Her to be a were wolf book. Then, another one said that they want a teen fiction.

Now, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

Be careful what you wish for.....

I'm giving you a chance to pick which genre you want, so choose wisely, my child.

Ah shucks! No matter which genre you choose I'm still going to turn your emotions into shit!

That's exactly what this chapter is about!

Authors that mess with your emotions.

Lol, I wonder who THIS could be.

*Innocently looks around*

This is something that I hate and love at the same time. It's so frustrating!

Has a book actually hurt you before?

I'm going through a situation right now, where sometimes I want to kiss the author, but then the next day, I want to bullrush her!

Arghhh!

I'm not used to feeling fucking human emotion.

Somebody call a fucking ambulance!  I think I just felt a HEARTBEAT!

Bruh, I'm not human, I'm a potato, okay?

So, I'm going to force myself to stop reading this book, even though I know it won't last for long.

I'm turning into such a soft shit head, I tell you. Wattpad is the main cause.

You know what I want ?

I want Wattpad to have a like button. You know where you can just like someone's comment instead of replying. I hope that this really does happen.

Oomph, before I go, I gotta tell you something.

Shopaholic will be posted again. It will be posted after Depths of Blue is published. Probably a couple of days after. These is the covers that I made, choose the one  that you like best:

May the best cover be published.

Don't forget, a storytime is after this!

Buh bye loves!