claps reacting to my old fanfiction

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please put into mind that that last part was actually a piece of dialogue, and if a person did say that in real life it would be like "ur da best lesser than three"

don't mind me choking

"yup *pant* bye" i am physically hurt

this actually makes me sad bc that's exactly how my grandpa lowkey died :(( and i'm pretty sure that i didn't intend to do that, which means that i always think of them unconsciously whenever "grandma" and "grandpa" comes up

ok i'm gonna stop this journey to hell now i don't think i can continue any longer

but like yall, yesterday the author of chasing red noticed me and i'm still shook. tbh, how did that even happen. perhaps i just attract people with my word usage idk

anyway, story time, a little while back i said "i want to die" aloud accidentally (and i say "accidentally" bc i usually don't say that around my mom, but guess what, she was there at that time, corrupting the room with her presence) and just before i finished my sentence by saying "die" my mom looked at me with like "bruh" eyes and then i completely changed it to "i want to go to disney land". and bc i knew she still wouldn't drop it after i finished my sentence (she's like that a lot), i just continued on with saying A+ poetic stuff and it was basically like this: "i want to go to disney land and to fly with the birds, to be free and to have a freedom and i want to explore the depths of the ocean and the forests that surround me that mother nature has gifted to us so generously and i want to go over the rainbow and find the wonders of the earth that had been hiding from us so long-" l o l

and bc i knew she still wouldn't drop it after i finished my sentence (she's like that a lot), i just continued on with saying A+ poetic stuff and it was basically like this: "i want to go to disney land and to fly with the birds, to be free and ... — Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

i personally think scorpio, capricorn, and pisces are the most accurate tbh

and i love how pisces is just "calm but confused" lol that's actually me
ex: "how do u do division again?"

what do u think? :o

although - that's all i have for now, woof
i'm sorry for the all the short chapters lately :,(
(*cough* but lets be real, considering the amount of updates from randomness books i get that only have - what? 50 words? - in each chapter, this part isn't that short at all)
so, scratch that. i'm not sorry 👍

bye lovelies!!

//whydoyoubuildmeupbuttercupadora\\