EDIT: i should have done this before it caused more trouble, but, i didn't. because i'm an idiot. this whole chapter is a prank written by my friend and she's having way too much fun trolling everyone even more. _WarriorPlays_ next time i'm going to get tagged i'm tagging you x infinity
guys, I kind of need your help. See, I've recently gotten a pet monkey who came from India (my mom was so sweet and bought me one) the monkey hates me so much tho rip
His name is Coco and he has bit my finger, took a shit in all my socks and seems to know how to unlock my bedroom window so I have to chase him through the neighborhood. I want to have a peaceful sleep 😤😤
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO
The monkey is so nerve wrecking and I feel like crying at any moment. This little tiny monkey has even pulled a chunk of my hair rip
I've also been learning French and I've been cursing out random ice cream parlors
thanks for reading haha
but please give me advice idk what to dO
