i meant, aw, not ew.
anyways, i was looking thru my pile of garbage and i found this slambook thing hiding from the hands of the holy me *does da angel pose* so i thought I'd look through it.
and i saw 3 versions of my past self.
oh god here we go, get ready for long af chapter:
5th grade as was written on top ( thou shalt not be shamed for thy lovely temperament hath been shaken by death ):
( btw keep in mind that i used proper capitalization and stuff. just too lazy rn )
name: *insert my real full name*
nickname: *my real nickname*
birthday: 12 - 24 - 2003 ( ok, it said birthDAY, not birthDATE. so you mean, 2003 was my first n last celebration wat )
e-mail: aiken270@gmail.com
address: *casually slips my full adress wid no abbreviations*
landline: none
mobile no: *my old mobile number*
facebook: ( . . . actually, i think i'll skip this bc the account name was too embarrassing oh god )
twitter: none
ym: none
school / work: *my elementary skul*
course: none
zodiac sign: capricorn
chinese zodiac sign: sheep
likes: some are anime, manga, arts & poetry ( ok, wow, that was quite redundant wid da arts and poetry i mean poetry is a form of art . . . or did i mean the arts subject? fcuk meh idk )
dislikes: ( hoooely shiet so cringey prepare urself ) kind people, forgiving people, simply put, humans. ( told ya )
hobbies: drawing, reading, writing poems & more
motto: ( . . . passing this up too. i was so chuuni omg )
ambition: ( . . . FCUKING CHUUNI OML PLS FORGIVE ME AHHH I NEED HOLY WATER )
greatest dream: to be able to make them kneel and bow infront of the me who is going to be very successful in the future ( ok so, other than the grammar, this whole thing is making me cringe so bad oh god was i Fitzgerald or something xnanakdvajwn )
favorite
music: opera/classical, anime music
singer or bands: VOCALOID ( sure )
food: i have a lot. . . but chocolate, i guess ( why was i such a )
drink: secretly tea ( why did it have to be kept secret wat tell me wtf )
color: black. maybe green. . . ( ok fyi black ain't a fcuking color beetch )
fashion trend: what? ( oh god i sounded like an arrogant jerk holy crap )
book: no favorites. i love them all.
author: same answer with the books.
subject: science. ( OH GOD I BOW TO MY PAST SELF HOW FCUKED UP DO YOU THINK SCIENCE IS OMG )
teacher: none ( very typical answer for a wannabe )
movie: NONE ( i swear, that was in caps )
celebrity: *insert a chuuni answer saying there is none*
YOU ARE READING
trashcan (literal trash)
Non-FictionYou will lose your faith in humanity if you read this. *grabs a Connie Springer* ((last few chapters were written in a not-so-good phase of mine, sooo...))
