trashcan (literal trash)

Hello, It's Me

Don't mind me. I'm just re-doing tags and shit that even I am tired of.

Don't judge.

I need distraction.

*gags*

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ARE YOU A MORNING PERSON?

- Nnnope. I'm trying to be one tho.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER? SALTY OR SWEET?

- Taste of my food or people's attitudes? Please specify.

NINJA OR PIRATE?

- You know what? Screw you ambitious children. NEET. I'd be a NEET.

WOULD YOU HATE SPENDING THE DAY ALONE? WHY?

- Meh. No one spends anytime alone. There's your cool ghost bestfriend and the pesky pests. But if even those do disappear, I'd probably start to question your life decisions. I already interrogated mine, and it seems like they abused the right to remain silent.

AUTOBOTS OR DECEPTICONS?

- Bumblebee.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TELEVISION PROGRAM?

- The Gladiatorial games. I liked to think of the arena as a TV. The blood was just ketchup on the screen, that's all.

ARE YOU A COLLECTOR OF ANYTHING? IF SO, WHAT DO YOU COLLECT?

- Data. About you, him, her, your father, your mother. And candles scented with hatred and betrayal.

IF YOU COULD BE AN ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?

- A fucking Tryrannosaurus Rex. I'll eat everyone, yay, Happy Meal.

IF YOU HAD ANY SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

- The power to finally die.

WHAT IS YOUR USUAL FIRST THOUGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP?

- "Goddamnit."

WHAT DO YOU THINK RIGHT BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP?

- "O, Great Lord Zeus give me gold coins."

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

- The color of a wilted leaf.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?

- People.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN EXTRATERRESTRIALS OR LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS?

- Yes, dear. I ate an alien once. And it tasted awful.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

- Of course I believe in my friends! Bitch, they exist. Unlike your future.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ADDICTED TO A VIDEO GAME OR A COMPUTER GAME? WHICH ONE?

- It's called "Putting A Group Of Friends Together In A Room That Does Not Allow Escape And Seeing Who Attempts To Kill Who". Available on Google Play.

IF YOU WERE GIVEN ONE MILLION DOLLARS, WHAT WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON?

- A guillotine. . . And sushi. Ramen. A bomb. More bombs. I heard they were 50% off over at Walmart.

HAVE ANY BAD HABITS?

- Recognizing your existence.

WHICH BAD HABITS, IF ANY, DRIVE YOU CRAZY?