Neil: Hey dad guess what day it is
Carl: *holding a wine bottle and crying* the two year anniversary of your mother leaving
Neil: *slowly closes door but then opens it again* My birthday
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Preston: I'm hooked on you like meth
And I love you to death
But you got bologna breath
*dances away*
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Kevin: *eating a cookie* Delicious
Jen: And nutritious. Girl Scout Cookies. Now made with real girl scouts!
Kevin: What-
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Preston: Hey gram gram I got your soup *knocks on door*
*Loud rap music starts playing behind door*
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Ered: *hiding under blankets and crying* When your dads being a bitch
Miller: You can have your skateboard back tomorrow
Ered: SHUT UP
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Camp Camp Headcanons and One Shots
RandomAh yes, yet another fandom that has grabbed me around the neck and pulled along with it. And with fandoms comes headcanons and one shots. This should be fun.
