Fun 'N Games At Ouran (Inuyasha/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Xover)

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Kagome stood beside Mori, he was dressed back into the school uniform. They were standing around in the hallway just outside the clinic, along with the others except for Haruhi, who was inside the 'special males clinic', and Tamaki who was slowly eroding away somewhere, while mumbling 'Haruhi got angry.' -- Not sure how that happened but the image was pretty funny in her mind.

Turns out that Kyoya placed Haruhi in a special room so she could be examined, and the female doctor sworn to keep it a secret that she was really a girl. Kyoya kept his plan on the down low until the very end. It was his way of pay back for Tamaki's earlier comment about him being a 'side character', also not liking the idea of being called that. Seems Tamaki got on everyone's bad side with that idiotic statement--

"Its true!" A girl's voice called out interrupting her thoughts, and catching everyone's attention. "There was a doctor that grabbed my shoulders, and tried to do something improper!" She said while sniffling, kneeling on the ground. "And I tried resisting--"

"Oh my, how awful."

"You think it was a pervert?" The females around her started whispering.

"So I was right after all." Kyoya's voice spoke up as he placed his hand underneath his chin in thought.

"After all?" Honey questioned, and all the members looked at him.

"There was a guy earlier. Although he was wearing a white coat, I knew he wasn't from our hospital." He told them. "So I did think it was weird."

"Shouldn't you have said something sooner?" The twins questioned.

"Well, I'm sure its no big deal, the security guard will catch him--" Kyoya tried to reason with them.

"Tell me miss, did you happen to know where the pervert doctor was headed?" Another, real doctor, asked.

"Yes." She nodded. "He was headed towards the 'special males clinic.' " She answered. They all paled.

"Haruhi!" They all said at the same time, even Tamaki who appeared out of nowhere, back to normal.

Her blue orbs instantly hardened and she was gone in a flash, going well ahead of the others slow pace. The windows, doors, and people all whizzed by her in an intangible blur as she ran towards the room. When she arrived she spotted the man just as he creped through the room, leaving the door slightly open.

She burst through the room, startling both the man and the female doctor sitting in front of a desk. She growled and slammed the man against the nearest wall, her hand gripping his shirt collar till her knuckles grew white. The man gasped in shock, staring at her wide-eyed. He reached up and placed his hands onto her wrists, trying to stop her strangle hold on his shirt, as he wheezed, having a hard time breathing as her white knuckles pressed against his windpipe.

"One, beautiful looks that attract the public eye." The twins voice murmured in the back of her mind.

"Two, more wealth then you could imagine." Kyoya's voice also appeared. Was she hearing things?

"Three, chivalry that..." Mori's deep tone joined in as well.

"Cannot overlook the evil in this world." Honey finished for him. Wait, they were coming from behind her-- She turned her head just in time to see Tamaki stand up straight, in front of Haruhi, who was halfway undressed, while the others stood around her.

"We are the Ouran Host club!" Tamaki announced as roses filled the background for dramatic effect.

"We're here, watch out!" They all said at the same time.

"Gay!" She yelled over her shoulder while growling in frustration. Everyone gave a small gasp of shock, turning pale.

"It took me forever to come up with that!!" Tamaki called to her, hurt by her words. "Your so mean, Kagome!"

"Shut up! You're the one who was interrupting me!" She hissed at him. He gave a small eep of surprise and backed away from her angry form. Turning towards the man again her growl deepened. "Who are you?!" She asked him, slamming him against the wall once more, while pressing her knuckles deeper into his throat.

"P-Please." His voice was rasped as he gave large gasps, trying to breath. "Spare... me." She snorted, unable to take his pitiful expression, and dropped him onto the floor. He inhaled a deep and shaky intake of air, before going into a fits of coughs, holding his throat. He bowed to them, his forehead touching the floor. "I run a small clinic in the neighboring town." Suddenly telling his life story. "My name is Yabu."

"Yo, his name is Yabu, man! Yabu!" Hikaru spoke up, slightly surprised.

"Wow..." Kaoru sounded amazed. "They really exist, don't they?"

"Dr.Yabu." They both said as the same time. ( Dr.Yabu means quack/phony doctor)

"Yes." He continued. "I really just wanted to see my daughter, who left the house with my wife last month, so I came all the way to school." He told them.

"Why did your wife and daughter leave you?" Haruhi asked him, curious.

"That's because..." He then gave a small reenactment, making his voice slightly higher pitch. " 'I've had it! You let someone give you an I-O-U again?! You promised you wouldn't do that anymore!' " Must be the wife. " 'Don't worry dear. This guys is really nice, we can trust him!' " Idiot. " 'I've had it too! Daddy doesn't care about our family!' " Has to be the daughter. " 'That's it, I'm going back to my parents' house!' And basically that's how it happened." He told them while looking at the floor shamefully. "I'm really bad at managing my clinic, and I can't say no to other people. So they got tired of a life filled with debt..." She looked over and saw that Tamaki was in tears. She sighed, rubbing her face as she felt another headache coming on. "I just want to see my daughter once more. So after getting hit by rain, and winding up lost, I finally reached this school, but for some reason they've mistaken me for a physical examination doctor--"

"Well duh, you're wearing a white coat." Hikaru stated dryly.

"Anyone would take you for a doctor." Kaoru added.

"And in the end--" Yet he continued his story. "When I tried ask one of the girls where my daughter was, she started screaming--!" Probably talking about the girl in the hallway. "Then a bunch of people started chasing me." He was in tears by this point, as they burst from his eyes. Tamaki kneeled beside him.

"How unfortunate!" He was also in tears, and they tumbled down his cheeks in waves.

"Could it be that the school you're look for is the public, Ouran High School?" Kyoya asked.

"Yes, and?" The doctor's tears dried up as he looked at him.

"I figured as much." Kyoya hummed. "This is Ouran Academy, a private institution. Your daughter doesn't go here." He told him plainly. The man gasped in realization, turning white with shock.

You got to be kidding me--

"Man, that's sad." Hikaru sighed. "You don't even know what school your daughter goes to?"

"I bet she left because you don't pay enough attention to her, not because of some stupid debt." Kaoru added.

"Wow Kyo-chan!" Honey chirped. "I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school."

"Well, there's no way a daughter from such a small clinic, could attend this school, right?" Kyoya smirked. Haruhi gave him a sour look--

"Kyoya." Tamaki called to him. "Prepare a map with directions to the public high school. I would like to help this man find his daughter." He told him. Both Haruhi and Kyoya hummed in surprise.

"Very well." He smirked, quickly accepting.