Fun 'N Games At Ouran (Inuyasha/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Xover)

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Kagome was standing, leaning against the back of the couch, bored. The room was finally back to normal, and the host club was now closed. Everyone was sitting down while looking at the new girl. They were out of their Kimonos, and were once again adorning their respectable school uniforms.

She gave a small sigh. Though she didn't want to truly admit it, she thought the outfits looked very good on them, and was disappointed when they changed. Her gazed lowered to the floor as she tried to resist another sigh. Kimonos also brought back many, many, memories for her, both good, and bad--

"Fiancée?" Kaoru repeated.

"Kyoya's?" Hikaru added, also surprised.

"Yes!" She chirped happily. "My name is Renge Houshakuji. I shall be transferring into Class 1-A starting tomorrow." She announced with a smile. Immediately Tamaki was looming in his corner, a heavy aura around him as he pouted.

"Why is he sulking?" Hikaru asked.

"Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy." Kaoru answered.

"Why does everyone insist on referring to us like husband and wife?" Kyoya, aka 'mommy,' sighed

"Ours was a story of 'love at first sight'." Renge suddenly started to speak again. She put her hands onto her cheek and started to squirm around happily. "I couldn't resist the way you were adoring those flowers in the backyard, when you thought no one was looking." She giggled. "Or how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor, injured little kitten."

"Is she serious?" The twins looked at her with a blank expression.

"Could you have the wrong person?" Haruhi asked.

"No way!" Renge objected. "I can recognize my love anywhere!" She stated. "A person that is so nice to others and never asks for anything in return."

"Ah~! Who is she talking about?!" At this point the twins were running around, with their hands on their heads, and everyone was turning pale in confusion. Words appeared in the background saying 'Who? Who?'

"He likes solitude, but in fact he sometimes gets lonely." Even Kagome, thought her description of Kyoya was completely wrong, leaving everyone wondering who exactly was she talking about--? "He looks like the star on the popular dating sim game, Ukidoki Memorial." She told them. "You're my real life Ichijo Miyabi!" She pointed at Kyoya, smiling.

"Uh?" Everyone went silent as they stared at her blankly.

"Uki?" Haruhi mumbled.

"Doki?" Honey finished, also confused.

"OTAKU!" Tamaki gasped, raising his hand up in surprise, also as a reflex to defend himself.

"SHE'S AN OTAKU!!" Hikaru screeched, also holding his hand up as he went pale.

"...?" Mori hummed.

"This is the first time I've seen one!!!!" Kaoru added, stunned. (Otaku: A person obsessed with games/computers/anime, etc, etc...)

"I get it now." Kyoya mumbled while he had his hand, resting under his chin in thought. "You're in love with that character, and you projected that love onto me, somehow deluding yourself that we are engaged." While he was saying this, Renge was running around in the background, hearts were in her eyes and floating around her head. She was mumbling nonsense about how great he is, and what they did together, arms waving frantically. "I'm assuming this 'Miyabi' character wears glasses as well." He sighed while straightening his lenses back onto his nose with his finger. Hearing his words they all gathered around his seat.

"So she made it up? You're not really her fiancée?" Tamaki asked dully.

"Well no, I don't remember asking for her hand in marriage." He crossed his arms and looked down in thought. "Besides, this is the first time I've ever meet the woman."

"Could have said so sooner." The twins and Tamaki mumbled while sighing.

"Interesting..." Kagome mumbled as she bent down close to Kyoya's face, smirking "Eh, specks?" Reaching out with her finger, she mockingly poked him on the cheek, and then playfully drew a circle.

"Specks?" He mumbled out her nickname for him, ignoring the poking.

"Hey!" Renge's voice peeped out. "What are you doing?" She was obviously jealous-- The woman placed her hand onto Kagome's shoulder, and everyone gasped, eyes going wide.

"..." Kagome growled, her hand clinching into a fist. In a large blur she spun around and swung her fist at the person who would dare touch her--

"No!" Mori pushed Renge out of the way just in time, fully taking the punch instead. He gave a large grunt as her fist collided with his chest, the wind getting knocked out of him. Kagome's eyes widened in horror, and she quickly withdrew her hand, but the damage was already done. The tough man collapsed onto his knees, eyes rolling in the back of his head. She quickly caught him before he could fall onto the floor.

"Mori!" She called to him.

He didn't answer and slouched forward. She hissed, realizing his was passed out. Thinking quickly, she turned around and without any effort placed the heavy man onto her back. His arms were over her shoulders, around her neck, and her hands were gripping his thighs, so he would not fall off. Once she shifted the man, making sure he was secure, she glanced over, towards the woman, and her eyes hardened. Renge paled and gave a small eep. Kagome snorted, before running out of the room, going towards the nurse's office.

"We forgot to warn you--" Hikaru mumbled.

"Yeah, Kagome is... different." Kaoru added. "But it's too late now." He shrugged.

"You see his eyes? He totally hates you now." They said at the same time. Renge went pale.

"You're not the only one." Tamaki felt sympathy, and had tears in his eyes. "Here" He handed her a sheet of paper.

"What's this?" She asked.

"It's a list of all the things not to do around Kagome." He told her. "Now that you're one of the 'Hated'. " Tamaki emphasized, and then placed a large stack of papers in her hands. "There are special things that Kagome just won't allow, or you will be pummeled..." He stated, while he continued to stack more papers into her arms. "Don't make eye contact. Don't wear perfume. Don't call his name. Don't walk while chewing gum. Don't offer him cake-- Definitely don't offer him CAKE! Don't whistle..." He then continued his list, while placing his hand onto his chin and closing his eyes, as if reciting it by heart.

"Boss learned those mistakes the hard way..." Kaoru mumbled.

"Take this too." Kyoya placed a folder into her hand, adding to her stack.

"Kyoya~!" She hummed his name and hearts filled her eyes. "What is it? A love poem?" She dropped all the other papers and opened it up.

"No." He stated. Once her eyes fell upon the bold title she paled. She skimmed down the paper, before flipping it over, only to find fifty more pages underneath--"It's a contract stating that all harm to your person, done by Kagome, is not connected in anyway to the Host Club." He pushed up his glasses with his finger.

After the first lawsuit, it became routine to sign the contract, if a guest was to ever step foot inside the club...