008: Hair - The Nordics

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It was your eight day at the Nordics' house, and apparently fun had taken a vacation away from that place. Norway was reading, Denmark sleeping and Sweden working... As for the three remaining souls in that house, they were lying over the carpet in the living room, with absolutely nothing to do.
- Is this place always this boring?- you said, staring to the ceiling.
- Sometimes- they both replied.
- What can we do to change that? - you said drifting into thought, then an idea came to you, it was fun enough for times like this.... But will they agree to it?
You sat down, staring at Finland to your left and Iceland to your right, a smirk playing in you lips. Soon they followed your actions and stared at you cautiously as they knew that smirk could only mean a crazy idea.
- Finny, Ice... I got an idea, where is the closest store? - they both looked at you, with a little concern in their eyes, but a tiny smile of curiosity.

The three of you sneaked out the door but you did not share a word about your plan until you three were in the store, facing the utensils you would be needing.
- Temporal hair dye? - said Finland.
- Yes Finny... That house needs a little color- you smirked widely.
- What do you want to do exactly ?- asked Ice a little worried.
- Great you asked - I smiled- we are going to make a little ambush... And these would be our weapons- you said holding a can of spray dye- oh and this is for Den... - you said taking bottle of gel dye- No sleep on the battle field- you laughed innocently.
- We are going to dye their hair? - said Finland.
- Yep! But it's only temporal so It won't be a big deal... Even though- you said quietly - there might be a slight chance of them fighting back and then our hair...
- How long does it lasts? - said Ice seriously, a bit worried actually.
- A few washes... Especially with your hair tone- you said taking a lock of his hair in between your fingers- but don't worry Ice, I won't let them get near you - you smiled- besides Norge will be mad, and his hair... will be pink- you smirked, handing him a can.
- I'm in- he said, a slight shade of pink in his cheeks already.
- Finny?
- Alright... But I want the green ones- he laughed.
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The house was silent as you made your way in, a bottle of spray dye in each hand... The first victim would be Denmark. You went upstairs followed by the two blondes, and sneaked in his bedroom, the danish man was still sleeping and that was just perfect. You told your mates to separate, you would handle Den, so they could prepare the surprise attack for the remaining enemies of fun. You slowly opened the jar of neon blue gel, carefully applying it in his short hair and right eyebrow; as you proceeded he started grunting a bit... That meant it was time to leave.

You left his room unnoticed while cleaning your hands with a towel, prepared to back Ice up. You saw him near at the library door, waiting for you, a smile being the only sign needed for the attack to start. He went first, staining his brothers perfect blond hair with hot pink dye as you seconded his attack with your electric purple spray cans.
- What... - he said lifting a hand to his now pink and purple hair- is that....? - he said, anger building in his voice.
- Hair dye Norge... And this is war- you said charging into attack again, only to be trapped into his arms, as he took one of your bottles... The plan had backfired.
- Run Ice! - you screamed... And like that, an epic hair dye battle started.

In a matter of minutes, you found yourself in the living room, stucked around Sweden's neck, as you tried to cover the still blond spots in his head; meanwhile Iceland knocked Norway to the floor, as Finland attacked his head, covering it with green dye. Finally both men surrendered but it was too late, every single head in the room was covered by the three colors of dye.
- Nor... You look lovely! - you laughed- it suits you!
- You are quite a problematic girl, aren't you rainbow head?
- C'mon It was funny... Right Sue? -At the sight of Sweden, everyone else burst out laughing, his scary eyes were hard to take serious when his hair looked like a bag of skittles.
- It was... - said Ice when he could finally stop laughing.
- A tiny bit- whispered Norway before Finland started to laugh again.
- What are you laughing.... At?- you said, holding you laughter as you saw a sleepy Denmark walk down the stairs.
- Hey... What the hell happened?! - he laughed hard- you look like clowns!
No one heard anything of what he said, as the laughter in the room increased. Poor Den, he did not know, his hair was know looking like the puking of a smurf.

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