-100 Theme Challenge- Hetalia! {APH various - reader insert}

018: Escape - Germany

Note: I don't really know how my brain came up with this after thinking about escape. Anyway, it can get adultish at the end.  
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"Enemy is 20 feet away (~6 m)" you whispered, holding the gun to your chest "hold your place, soldier" you ordered to the brunette boy hiding behind the tree across from you.
"But ____" he whined.
"I'm your captain here, Feli; you do as I tell you" you threatened.
"Yes, captain!" He said a bit too high.
"Damn it Feli..." You cursed crunching down to check if your position had been compromised. Luckily, it seemed you were out of his hearing reach.
"I'm sorry..." He whispered.
"Apologizes are not going to win this battle" you said harshly, while standing up.
"Yes, captain" he whispered this time.
"Good. Now let's proceed with the plan... I'll take the right flank and when you hear the sign, you'll attack from the left. I'll join you soon after... And we'll finish him" you smirked evilly. 
"You're scary" he whispered "I mean... Yes, captain!" He said quietly this time.
"This is not a game for me Feli. Now go do your job" you muttered angrily.

The plan seemed to be working out smoothly; you inhaled and whistled in a low yet pitchy tone, giving Feli green light to start the attack. Not wasting time, you started running north, following a path around your objective... Whimpers, crying, defeat. That's what stopped you.
"Germany, I give up! Don't shoot me please!" The image was pathetic. Feliciano was on the floor -apparently he had tripped- and Ludwig had both his and Feli's weapon pointing at the Italian.
"Nice try" he said calmly as he fired both guns. "One down, one to go"
'Hell no' you thought as you started running again, cursing the dry leafs in the ground that revealed your position. You ran as fast as you could, trying to conceal yourself among the trees, but you could feel his heavy steps getting closer and closer... But every good soldier always has a plan B.
"Two down" you heard him say, followed by a cold and painful sensation in your middle back. 
"Ick! It's cold... You put ice on your water gun! That's against the rules!" You said facing him now.
"This is Italy's gun" he smirked, shooting you one more time.
"Oh this is war! " you mirrored his smirk as you shoot him back... Until you emptied your gun.
"You have to learn to save your munitions" he said as water dripped of his shirt.
"I still have two more weapons" you smirked wider.
"We stablished only one gun per person for this practice session" he said sternly.
"Not that kind of weapons" you said trowing away the useless and empty water gun... And your shirt.
"________!" He said blushing, letting go of both of his weapons "C-cover yourself!"
"Why? Intimidated by my battle attire?" You said nonchalantly... As you swiftly took hold of one of the weapons he had dropped.
"_-_____" you heard a third voice. And that completed your plan B.
" Glad to see you here, Feli" you said pointing your gun at Germany "Grab the other weapon"
"Eh? Right, weapon..." He said, also blushing.
"______! This is against the rules!" Screamed Germany.
" All is fair in love and war. Now shoot Feli!" you said, smiling victorious.